The Republic of 31 Uma is a massive, genial nation, remarkable for its parental licensing program, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.574 billion 31 Umen are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 58.9%.

The frighteningly efficient 31 Uman economy, worth 174 trillion monies a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 110,973 monies, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 490,582 per year while the poor average 15,704, a ratio of 31.2 to 1.

The military struggles with recruitment, citizens receive notices of disenfranchisement along with their parking tickets, city workers have declared that rolling markets aren't good for business after all, and videogames like 'Equalia: Knights of Self-Confidence' are proving inexplicably unpopular. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 31 Uma's national animal is the card, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

31 Uma is ranked 9,895^th in the world and 6^th in Izern for Safest, scoring 119.72 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.