The Republic of 2sara is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Randosi Ionah Tarmain II with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, unlimited-speed roads, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cynical population of 3.836 billion 2sarans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Morahina. The average income tax rate is 52.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse 2saran economy, worth 365 trillion Florins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 95,369 Florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Starving citizens are offered nuclear pasta, a handful of megacorporations own every "craft brewery" in the nation, Jennifer Government is a bestseller, and coffee cups have grown in size to accommodate the huge ingredients list. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 2sara's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

2sara is ranked 59,432^nd in the world and 359^th in the Plains of Perdition for Most Cultured, scoring 70 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.