The Federation of 2goodmen is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its absence of drug laws and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 29.385 billion 2goodmenians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 52.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped 2goodmenian economy, worth 734 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 25,007 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes, the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles, and education and welfare spending are on the rise. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 2goodmen's national animal is the horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

2goodmen is ranked 183,500^th in the world and 2^nd in Kemalism for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 275.57 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.