The State Union of 2b2t empire is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by FitMc with an even hand, and notable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, digital currency, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.749 billion 2b2t empireans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government prioritizes Defense, with Administration, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid receives no funds. The average income tax rate is 35.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong 2b2t empirean economy, worth a remarkable 1,245 trillion guilders a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 106,004 guilders, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Calvinball players are lost for days as they wander the vast halls of their new academies, the 2b2t Empirean Intelligence Agency has put 'Project Quantum Refrigerator' on hold indefinitely, scavengers with burlap sacks and shovels skulk around graveyards, and tourists buying prepaid smartphones are arrested for smuggling. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 2b2t empire's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

2b2t empire is ranked 287,467^th in the world and 12^th in The Third Entente for Nicest Citizens, with 0.85 average smiles per day.