The Republic of 27 Uma is a massive, safe nation, notable for its smutty television, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 1.55 billion 27 Umen are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 58.3%.

The frighteningly efficient 27 Uman economy, worth 171 trillion monies a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 110,958 monies, with the richest citizens earning 7.2 times as much as the poorest.

Compass sales have gone south, aides are afraid to ask if Leader wants a cup of tea or coffee, former arsonists can be found on local fire brigades, and a baby's first breath is also a baby's first felony. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 27 Uma's national animal is the card, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

27 Uma is ranked 7,223^rd in the world and 1^st in Izern for Safest, scoring 123.5 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.