The Colony of 2267 is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, cynical population of 989 million 2267ians enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The relatively small, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.1%.

The very strong 2267ian economy, worth 46.7 trillion pounds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Trout Farming. Average income is 47,235 pounds, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 220,982 per year while the poor average 6,031, a ratio of 36.6 to 1.

Female brains are believed to heat up dangerously when 'overclocked' and citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes. Crime is a serious problem. 2267's national animal is the leopard.

2267 is ranked 271,544^th in the world and 1^st in Axis Forces for Lowest Crime Rates, with 44.84 law-abiding acts per hour.