The 14 of 14 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, smutty television, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 27.862 billion 14ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 69.7%.

The frighteningly efficient 14ian economy, worth a remarkable 3,391 trillion Golds a year, is highly specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 121,737 Golds, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.

Elementary school children develop thousand-yard stares, the government has cut taxes in the face of widespread tax evasion, freighter lifeboats have been replaced by state of the art marker buoys so divers can recover the cargo after they sink, and it is still not known if the commander in chief outranks the supreme commander. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. 14's national animal is the Elephant, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

14 is ranked 304,712^th in the world and 3^rd in Qatar for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -26.8 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.