The Colony of 1050293 is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its infamous sell-swords, rampant corporate plagiarism, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.889 billion 1050293ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.3%.

The frighteningly efficient 1050293ian economy, worth 702 trillion 131514525s a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 119,332 131514525s, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 485,801 per year while the poor average 19,459, a ratio of 25.0 to 1.

Reporters who negatively comment on politicians' haircuts are cut from the news, flatulent people are left to die of cancer at the end of hospital waiting lists, masterpieces by male artists are on display in the dumpsters behind the gallery, and billions of 131514525s are being blown on orbital weapons development. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 1050293's national animal is the 1951822112, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

1050293 is ranked 198,684^th in the world and 1,447^th in 105 for Most Primitive, scoring -81.39 on the Scary Big Number Scale.