The Colony of 1050271 is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its public floggings, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.968 billion 1050271ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Administration, Industry, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while International Aid and Public Transport are ignored. The average income tax rate is 68.5%.

The frighteningly efficient 1050271ian economy, worth 782 trillion 131514525s a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 131,194 131514525s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Nobody likes bad boys any more, a mushroom a day keeps the sadness away, politicians accepting drinks in bars are executed for taking bribes, and tabloids coo over Leader's expected child. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 1050271's national animal is the 1951822112, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

1050271 is ranked 280,195^th in the world and 1,940^th in 105 for Safest, scoring 6.54 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.