The Colony of 1050127 is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its compulsory military service, parental licensing program, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 5.995 billion 1050127ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 69.8%.

The frighteningly efficient 1050127ian economy, worth 827 trillion 131514525s a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 138,087 131514525s, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 518,993 per year while the poor average 25,648, a ratio of 20.2 to 1.

Whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of 1050127ian Embarrassments, citizens insist that there's no law against standing downwind when marijuana crops are burned off, foreign musicians that Leader dislikes are turned away at the border, and visitors to 1050127 are microchipped and must be escorted by a 1050127ian soldier - even to the bathroom. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 1050127's national animal is the 1951822112, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

1050127 is ranked 17,320^th in the world and 167^th in 105 for Most Corrupt Governments, with 111.1 kickbacks per hour.