Population | 5.939 billion |
Currency | 131514525 |
Animal | 1951822112 |
The Colony of 1050121 is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, disturbing lack of elderly people, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.939 billion 1050121ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 53.7%.
The frighteningly efficient 1050121ian economy, worth 897 trillion 131514525s a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 151,052 131514525s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.
The government tells its citizens to 'forgive and forget', 1050121 successfully hosted the 105 Olympics, guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites, and the Communist Party claims that selling things for profit isn't necessarily capitalism. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 1050121's national animal is the 1951822112, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
1050121 is ranked 242,202nd in the world and 1,866th in 105 for Most Primitive, scoring -130.39 on the Scary Big Number Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : 1050121 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Avoided and Largest Black Market and the Top 10% for Highest Disposable Incomes and Highest Average Incomes.
- : 1050121 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
- : Following new legislation in 1050121, the Communist Party claims that selling things for profit isn't necessarily capitalism.
- : Following new legislation in 1050121, guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites.
- : Following new legislation in 1050121, 1050121 successfully hosted the 105 Olympics.
- : Following new legislation in 1050121, the government tells its citizens to 'forgive and forget'.
- : Following new legislation in 1050121, anything is permissible when wearing latex gloves.
- : Following new legislation in 1050121, the sun now sets on the 1050121ian Empire.
- : Following new legislation in 1050121, 13-year-old internet trolls are treated as a threat on par with terrorists.
- : Following new legislation in 1050121, prisoners can't do number twos without their "toilet buddy" present.