The Colony of 1050070 is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, keen interest in outer space, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.95 billion 1050070ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 69.0%.

The frighteningly efficient 1050070ian economy, worth 912 trillion 131514525s a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 153,326 131514525s, with the richest citizens earning 9.8 times as much as the poorest.

Dreams of replicator technology have been dashed following a ban on 3D printers, sex offenders find themselves cut off from the ability to repeat their crimes, convicted criminals are given free limo rides to jail, and radio stations are forbidden to play anything with too much drum or bass. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 1050070's national animal is the 1951822112, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

1050070 is ranked 31,249^th in the world and 137^th in 105 for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 6,213.94 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.