The Colony of 1050050 is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.92 billion 1050050ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 69.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient 1050050ian economy, worth 900 trillion 131514525s a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Basket Weaving, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 152,075 131514525s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

The government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, racial supremacists indulge their wildest fantasies in cinemas and theatres across the nation, Leader is called 'Patches' at international summits, and cotton candy made from genuine cotton cellulose doesn't quite satisfy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 1050050's national animal is the 1951822112, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

1050050 is ranked 282,872^nd in the world and 1,915^th in 105 for Highest Food Quality, scoring 5.43 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.