The Colony of 1050034 is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its daily referendums, public floggings, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 5.922 billion 1050034ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 61.5%.

The frighteningly efficient 1050034ian economy, worth 791 trillion 131514525s a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 133,644 131514525s, with the richest citizens earning 7.6 times as much as the poorest.

Parents must decide between buying food and taking their children to the park, traffic cops are puzzled to see that nobody exceeds the speed limits, grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them, and lending firms are subject to strict government regulations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 1050034's national animal is the 1951822112, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

1050034 is ranked 69,448^th in the world and 424^th in 105 for Most Primitive, scoring 39.23 on the Scary Big Number Scale.