The Colony of 1050017 is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its flagrant waste-dumping, keen interest in outer space, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.918 billion 1050017ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 50.8%.

The frighteningly efficient 1050017ian economy, worth 765 trillion 131514525s a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 129,359 131514525s, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 416,733 per year while the poor average 30,391, a ratio of 13.7 to 1.

Thousands of children die every day from easily curable illnesses, dancing with your first cousin is a misdemeanor, Leader claims tax rises are the result of 'curses', and citizens must pay to enjoy 1050017's pristine beaches. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 1050017's national animal is the 1951822112, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

1050017 is ranked 198,543^rd in the world and 1,445^th in 105 for Most Primitive, scoring -81.35 on the Scary Big Number Scale.