The Allied States of -Umbreon is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, state-planned economy, and frequent executions. The compassionate, devout population of 1.324 billion -Umbreonians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 59.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient -Umbreonian economy, worth 54.3 trillion Eevee Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 41,027 Eevee Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Divorce is illegal, the nation forgives those who are big enough to admit they made a mistake, Leader's luxurious new home has been designated as a protected cultural heritage site, and a major religion has been named as -Umbreon's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. -Umbreon's national animal is the Eevee, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

-Umbreon is ranked 54,420^th in the world and 8^th in Eevee for Safest, scoring 101.95 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.