The Loving Couple of -TooMany Options- is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Princess with an even hand, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, pith helmet sales, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 9.791 billion -TooMany Options-ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Boiling Seas. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.8%.

The frighteningly efficient -TooMany Options-ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,231 trillion snails a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 125,780 snails, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 375,657 per year while the poor average 32,957, a ratio of 11.4 to 1.

Sports club owners are having a moneyball, door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes', -TooMany Options-ians are regularly fired for looking at MyFace during their lunch breaks, and commercial breaks often lead to nervous breakdowns. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. -TooMany Options-'s national animal is the owl, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Cards.

-TooMany Options- is ranked 30,000^th in the world and 4^th in Yorkshire for Largest Black Market, with 63.8 trillion Standard Monetary Units.