Largest Insurance Industry: 2,252ndMost Devout: 10,736thMost Valuable International Artwork: 17,500th
The Loving Couple of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Lumity
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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-Too-Many Options

Population4.478 billion

CapitalGravesfield High School
LeaderGreater Basilisk
FaithCards

Currencysnail
Animalowl

The Loving Couple of -Too-Many Options is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Greater Basilisk with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, public floggings, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.478 billion -Too-Many Optionsians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gravesfield High School. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 64.1%.

The frighteningly efficient -Too-Many Optionsian economy, worth 514 trillion snails a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Retail, and Tourism. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 114,818 snails, with the richest citizens earning 9.2 times as much as the poorest.

Children fear compulsory visits to their spiritual advisors more than the dentist, tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects, slavers view "what did your last slave die of" as a request for a demonstration, and takeaway food bought on the weekend now comes with fifty percent more sweat and tears. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. -Too-Many Options's national animal is the owl, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Cards.

-Too-Many Options is ranked 60,551st in the world and 7th in Union of Allied States for Most Stationary, with 759.84869425208 days.

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Largest Insurance Industry: 2,252ndTop
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Most Devout: 10,736thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 17,500thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 19,080thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 23,444thLargest Retail Industry: 23,478thMost Corrupt Governments: 23,973rdLargest Black Market: 25,878thMost Subsidized Industry: 26,203rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 28,306th
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Largest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : -Too-Many Options was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in -Too-Many Options, takeaway food bought on the weekend now comes with fifty percent more sweat and tears.
  • : Following new legislation in -Too-Many Options, slavers view "what did your last slave die of" as a request for a demonstration.
  • : Following new legislation in -Too-Many Options, tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects.
  • : Following new legislation in -Too-Many Options, children fear compulsory visits to their spiritual advisors more than the dentist.
  • : Following new legislation in -Too-Many Options, rugby players that knock each other over always stop to make sure the other fellow is okay.
  • : Following new legislation in -Too-Many Options, Tesco was recently named as the new national treasurer.
  • : Following new legislation in -Too-Many Options, the new "Bloodbath" orange tree autonomously seeks and destroys independent orchards.
  • : Following new legislation in -Too-Many Options, all roads lead to Gravesfield High School.
  • : Following new legislation in -Too-Many Options, major internet servers have acquired citizenship.

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