The Endorse Toerana of -Tim-Opolis is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Tim Stark with an iron fist, and renowned for its state-planned economy, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 29.705 billion winners are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Adamant Fortress. The average income tax rate is 51.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong winner economy, worth a remarkable 2,045 trillion Crowns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 68,861 Crowns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Loud Patriotic Music Day has been ranked the seventh best new holiday of the year, every day has been a surprise since weather reporters turned to consulting ancient totems for their seven-day forecasts, visions of giant pink Unicorns are a common side effect after winners eat their meals, and sections of the police receive paramilitary training. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. -Tim-Opolis's national animal is the Unicorn, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Defenderism.

-Tim-Opolis is ranked 281,074^th in the world and 2,137^th in the Rejected Realms for Least Corrupt Governments, with 87.4 percentage of bribes refused.