The Republic of -Osiris- is a mammoth, genial nation, notable for its restrictive gun laws. The hard-working, devout population of 8.926 billion -Osiris-ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 23.3%.

The -Osiris-ian economy, worth 375 trillion rubledollars a year, is led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Tourism, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 42,054 rubledollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. -Osiris-'s national animal is the hawk, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

-Osiris- is ranked 128,038^th in the world and 2,964^th in The catholic military orders for Largest Black Market, with 1.57 trillion Standard Monetary Units.