The Loving Couple of -One-TruePairing- is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Graye with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, keen interest in outer space, and astonishingly minimal parenting. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 10.221 billion -One-TruePairing-ians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Illusion Coven. The average income tax rate is 61.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient -One-TruePairing-ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,198 trillion snails a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 117,228 snails, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Flamethrower-toting soldiers are also equipped with fire blankets and extinguishers, citizens are now allowed to discuss whether Graye is the greatest ruler ever or simply the greatest ruler of this generation, vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction, and fast-food chefs regularly win Health Innovation Awards for spitting on burgers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. -One-TruePairing-'s national animal is the owl, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Cards.

-One-TruePairing- is ranked 270,600^th in the world and 1,802^nd in Pacifism for Least Corrupt Governments, with 79.22 percentage of bribes refused.