The Most Serene Republic of -Ohio- is a small, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, compulsory military service, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate population of 45 million Ohioans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government prioritizes Defense, although Administration, Healthcare, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. The average income tax rate is 22.0%.

The strong -Ohio-ian economy, worth 2.98 trillion Bucks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 66,201 Bucks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Half-submerged and flooded seaside hotels are technically still next to the beach, young girls and senior citizens alike can be spotted wearing colourful short shorts, stealing from a clothesline is a serious offence, and vehicle strikes into low bridges are on the increase. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. -Ohio-'s national animal is the Buckeye.

-Ohio- is ranked 53,193^rd in the world and 4^th in Ohio for Most Secular, with 19.76 Atheism Rate.