The Loving Couple of -Luzbian- is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Noceda with an iron fist, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 9.653 billion -Luzbian-ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Boiling Isles. The average income tax rate is 80.9%.

The frighteningly efficient -Luzbian-ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,033 trillion snails a year, is highly specialized and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 107,057 snails, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

An enormous health awareness programme is underway, the nation has unofficially betrayed its values, senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour, and works of historical fiction contain a surprising lack of historical figures. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. -Luzbian-'s national animal is the owl, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cards.

-Luzbian- is ranked 11,934^th in the world and 1^st in EmbassyRegionia for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring 5 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.