The Loving Couple of -Luzbian is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by Human with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, deadly medical pandemics, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.585 billion -Luzbianians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Owl House. The average income tax rate is 66.2%.

The all-consuming -Luzbianian economy, worth a remarkable 1,188 trillion snails a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 123,974 snails, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Commemorative mugs remembering last year's Black Friday Crockery Riots are a best seller this year, the government has forked out millions on an unmade bed that is apparently East Lebatuckese "art", the blind lead the blind in social welfare, and the government has stated an intention to min-max its stats for 'teh pwnage'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. -Luzbian's national animal is the owl, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Cards.

-Luzbian is ranked 153,491^st in the world and 1^st in The Ascendancy Federation for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 1,973.12 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.