The Democratic States of -Long Lived King is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its national health service, zero percent divorce rate, and pith helmet sales. The devout population of 1.324 billion -Long Lived Kingians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Education also on the agenda. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 57.8%.

The thriving -Long Lived Kingian economy, worth 132 trillion snails a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 99,783 snails, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 305,748 per year while the poor average 25,207, a ratio of 12.1 to 1.

Teachers are dying as they attempt to read 500 word essays without pausing for breath, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings, and it is now illegal for teens to view any sites except Club Kitten and My Little Donkey. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. -Long Lived King's national animal is the owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

-Long Lived King is ranked 103,031^st in the world and 60^th in x86 Assembly for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,226.31 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.