The Loving Couple of -IShipIt is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Dumbledore with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 11.53 billion -IShipItians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hogwarts. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 79.1%.

The frighteningly efficient -IShipItian economy, worth a remarkable 1,819 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 157,809 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 7.4 times as much as the poorest.

The government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles, the people's love for Dumbledore is little more than self-preservation, the pursuit of wanted criminals ends at the entrance of the pay'n'spray garage as police refuse to enter any private property, and The Pipe Bomb Makers' Pop-Up Book can be found in preschool libraries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. -IShipIt's national animal is the dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Cards.

-IShipIt is ranked 49,519^th in the world and 1^st in Krasnaya for Smartest Citizens, with 44.06 quips per hour.