The Loving Couple of -For-TheFuture is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by William with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, frequent executions, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, devout population of 7.358 billion -For-TheFutureans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Summoners Coven. The average income tax rate is 38.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient -For-TheFuturean economy, worth 889 trillion snails a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 120,913 snails, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The latest national park is visited by more sharks than people, school lessons are constantly interrupted by 'teacher needs a break' time, trespassers entering William's office are immediately vaporized, and genetic research is temporarily tied up in government red tape. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. -For-TheFuture's national animal is the owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Cards.

-For-TheFuture is ranked 58,601^st in the world and 2^nd in Cataclyst Order for Most Cultured, scoring 70 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.