The Neo Shadaloo Founder of -Falke- is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by Falke with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, pith helmet sales, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 14.79 billion Falkeians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hyperia. The average income tax rate is 29.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Falkeian economy, worth a remarkable 1,907 trillion Zennies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 128,999 Zennies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Cutting-edge missile systems are being retrofitted to twin-prop air force biplanes, those who cut young children are told to cut it out, a milk bath costs more than bathing in money, and video game protagonists bear striking resemblances to major political figures. Crime is totally unknown. -Falke-'s national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Violetism.

-Falke- is ranked 156,533^rd in the world and 5^th in Wolf Rave for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 1,444.44 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.