The Loving Couple of -F4n-4rt is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Kikimora with an iron fist, and remarkable for its triple-decker prams, avowedly heterosexual populace, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.27 billion -F4n-4rtians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bonesborough. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 72.7%.

The frighteningly efficient -F4n-4rtian economy, worth a remarkable 1,178 trillion snails a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 114,796 snails, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 340,823 per year while the poor average 30,333, a ratio of 11.2 to 1.

Homeless people are frequently charged with trespassing on public property, the weather in Bonesborough is always 'pigeons with a chance of droppings', boys who even ask about cheerleading are placed on the Sex Offenders Register, and the government violently suppresses separatist movements. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. -F4n-4rt's national animal is the owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Cards.

-F4n-4rt is ranked 102,360^th in the world and 1^st in League of Sovereign Nations for Highest Poor Incomes, with 30,333.18 Standard Monetary Units.