The Cake of -Cake Island is a colossal, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 3.738 billion -Cake Islandians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.9%.

The strong -Cake Islandian economy, worth 168 trillion cokes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Book Publishing. Average income is 45,014 cokes, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 277,300 per year while the poor average 3,180, a ratio of 87.2 to 1.

Organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles, a well-funded social safety net protects the unfortunate, and obstetricians are not allowed to publish ultrasound pictures of fetuses in medical journals. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. -Cake Island's national animal is the coke, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

-Cake Island is ranked 253,159^th in the world and 84^th in Liberty Islands for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring zero on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.