The BFB Team of -Beep- is a massive, cultured nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, ritual sacrifices, and public floggings. The devout population of 1.908 billion -Beep-ians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 24.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The -Beep-ian economy, worth 135 trillion Blehs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, Book Publishing, and Pizza Delivery. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 70,768 Blehs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Male med students learning female anatomy do so with their eyes tightly closed, foreigners with shady pasts are fleeing the country, there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality, and a major religion has been named as -Beep-'s national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. -Beep-'s national animal is the Bleh, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

-Beep- is ranked 100,733^rd in the world and 4^th in BFB Teams for Highest Average Incomes, with 70,768.95 Standard Monetary Units.