Population | 6.311 billion |
Capital | DenPasar |
Leader | VVayan Koster |
Faith | Hindu Bali |
Currency | Rupiah Bali |
Animal | Balinese Starling |
The Island of Thousand Temples of -Bali is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by VVayan Koster with a fair hand, and notable for its compulsory vegetarianism, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 6.311 billion Balinese are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of DenPasar. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Balinese economy, worth a remarkable 1,400 trillion Rupiah Balis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 221,896 Rupiah Balis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills, high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate, political speeches always take place at sunset to a background of patriotic power ballads, and welfare funding has recently gone through the roof. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. -Bali's national animal is the Balinese Starling, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Hindu Bali.
-Bali is ranked 133,389th in the world and 7th in Council of Asia for Most Stationary, with 240.47708915012 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in -Bali, welfare funding has recently gone through the roof.
- : Following new legislation in -Bali, political speeches always take place at sunset to a background of patriotic power ballads.
- : Following new legislation in -Bali, high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate.
- : Following new legislation in -Bali, legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills.
- : Following new legislation in -Bali, farting etiquette is taught in schools.
- : Following new legislation in -Bali, parents dread their examinations more than their children.
- : Following new legislation in -Bali, hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have.
- : Following new legislation in -Bali, noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law.
- : Following new legislation in -Bali, this year's televised Budget Forecast has been cancelled because there was already one last year.
- : Following new legislation in -Bali, politicians have literally dirty hands from their extracurricular activities.