The Easter of -Bali is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by I Wayan Koster with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 11.767 billion Balinese are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of DenPasar. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Balinese economy, worth a remarkable 3,425 trillion Rupiah Balis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 291,118 Rupiah Balis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Welfare funding has recently gone through the roof, young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangeness and Sorcery, factories are regularly demolished to make way for low-cost housing areas, and the government says that Possession is nine-tenths of the Lore. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. -Bali's national animal is the Balinese Starling, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Hindu Bali.

-Bali is ranked 332,633^rd in the world and 875^th in Council of Asia for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -18.97 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.