The United Kingdom of -Athena- is a colossal, genial nation, notable for its frequent executions, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, hard-working population of 4.618 billion -Athena-ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 19.0%.

The strong -Athena-ian economy, worth 232 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 50,349 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

The letters L, G, and B must never be grouped together, hospitals have to sell their computers on vBay in order to afford the ransomware decryption payments, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms, and the recently unemployed can often be seen at the local homeless shelter. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. -Athena-'s national animal is the Kitsune, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

-Athena- is ranked 133,340^th in the world and 5^th in Baal for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,422.86 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.