The Theocracy of -Aersoldorf- is a gargantuan, cultured nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, state-planned economy, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed population of 22.833 billion -Aersoldorf-ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Environment. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.9%.

The -Aersoldorf-ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,498 trillion Enslaving Enablers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Soda Sales, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 65,632 Enslaving Enablers, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

Copies of the constitution are used as toilet paper, exceptionally talented workers are praised more than Revolutionary heroes, chickens roam the streets freely, and most academic research has ground to a halt. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. -Aersoldorf-'s national animal is the Yeti, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

-Aersoldorf- is ranked 24,343^rd in the world and 9^th in China for Safest, scoring 111.84 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.