The Incorporated States of -8675309- is a titanic, pleasant nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-working population of 12.976 billion -8675309-ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 20.2%.

The -8675309-ian economy, worth 592 trillion Euros a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is 45,640 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking, and Harry Potter books are banned. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. -8675309-'s national animal is the Tiger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

-8675309- is ranked 138,544^th in the world and 44^th in Jenny for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 2,322.49 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.