The ----------------------- of ----------------------- is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by West-Flanders with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, deadly medical pandemics, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 27.011 billion -----------------------ians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paq. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient -----------------------ian economy, worth a remarkable 5,365 trillion 23s a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 198,637 23s, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,716,907 per year while the poor average 3,755, a ratio of 457 to 1.

Children in school learn that marriage and slavery go hand in hand, personal injury lawyers are demanding compensation from the government after recent reductions in manufacturer liability, the tools of the trade for landmine clearance appear to be copious amounts of gasoline and a box of matches, and there is something rotten in the state of -----------------------. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. -----------------------'s national animal is the 23, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Blaat.

----------------------- is ranked 1,743^rd in the world and 2^nd in belgium for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 198,637.77 Standard Monetary Units.