The Most Primitive in Your Fathers Mustache
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
As a region, Your Fathers Mustache is ranked 26,211th in the world for Most Primitive.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Relaxing Naps on the Bench of The Junior Griffey | Father Knows Best State | “You had me at meat tornado” | |
| 2. |  The Leg of God of Georgios Samaras | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Draw me like one of your French girls” |