Venice World Census

The Fattest Citizens in Venice

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Venice is ranked 12,250th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Theocracy of PreetaCorporate Police State“If you disobey god we’ll skin you alive”
2.The Holy Empire of ActaviiIron Fist Consumerists“The Empire is all,Our foes shall Tremble.”
3.The Confederacy of Port MediciCapitalist Paradise“A noble line of merchants”
4.The Protectorate of Palawan IslandAuthoritarian Democracy“Unity, Discipline, Work”
5.The Kingdom of Bavarian PalatinateInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Unity and Justice and Freedom”
6.The Federal Republic of IstanesiaCorporate Bordello“Do I really need a motto?”
7.The Empire of Old Great JapanNew York Times Democracy“I wanna cry in japanese”
8.The Dictatorship of MokeliaInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Quantity over Quality”
9.The Republic of Italian State Of VenetoNew York Times Democracy“”
10.The People's Republic of PoggoliaCivil Rights Lovefest“We are poggers”