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Has the Council considered that at least one of them is a stinky poo poo head, but I don't know which one because the council room always stinks?
Grand order of disorder

Priimydia and Silly goose wins

The King of Jaytaria has died. Long live King Jaytario, Nephew of Emperor Nabudach and cousin of the pope!

Silly goose wins

Strategos Jaytario has gone into exile, I am Kaytario, who is most certainly not Jaytario with a fake mustache glued on. Now say, has anyone seen that Grand Inquisitor around, he's such a useful guy and I really appreciate his service to Tryzalore.

Priimydia and Silly goose wins

I am mega based.

I has no abortion. I am uber based.

Silly goose wins

PaiKom has recently converted to Catholicism. Would the most holy silly goose be willing to accept our proposal to have a church officially instated into our cities? Silly goose wins

Silly goose wins

Silly goose wins

Paikom wrote:PaiKom has recently converted to Catholicism. Would the most holy silly goose be willing to accept our proposal to have a church officially instated into our cities? Silly goose wins

[Seeing that the papal vessel is barely afloat, the holy vicar wedges a duck floaty around his muffin to--er... cupcake top. It isn't every day that his holiness suspects that the world might end, but when he does, the papal zoo usually finds its new home aboard the papal ark for a few days. For some reason, the holy vessel usually comes back with more ice cream than the amount they had set sail with. His holiness is suspicious of sea salt. There must be a connection between the sea salt and the ice cream.]
[You receive a letter from a dove bearing an olive branch. It accidentally pooped on the corner of the letter, so ignore that bit.] Dearest people of Paikom: it is with deep affection and warmth that I write to you with my own hand. With brotherly love, we accept you into the unity of our faith, the ark of our salvation. Practicing great diligence, we will shepherd your people and assist you in building magnificent cathedrals in your cities. Their beauty will radiate as a symbol of the brilliance of our faith, and they will minister to your poor and needy as a symbol of our compassion. Receive these architects and clergy who will assist in bringing harmony to your cities. You are received into the fold and under the spiritual protection of the papacy.

Cowboy beybladeland

If that Jim Doorlight feller gives any of y'all any trouble just let me know so I can sic' my Japanese spinning toys at him. Yeehaw!

Priimydia and Silly goose wins

By the will of All-Father Doorlight peace has been made with Andiluvia over money and tea.

Silly goose wins

We request a Crusade be placed upon Beybladestan.

Andiluvia

Diluvianos wrote:We request a Crusade be placed upon Beybladestan.

Absolutely not! We will not stand for such barbarianism, you must seek to begin crusades in council meetings.

Who is Beybladestan?

Cowboy beybladeland

Diluvianos wrote:We request a Crusade be placed upon Beybladestan.

I don't know who this Beybladestan feller is but if y'all are looking to go on a crusade I reckon that could be a lick of fun. I myself, The Head Cowpoke, am Tryzalorian Catholic, working on convertin' the other rancheros. If y'all can give my some time I'm sure I could gather up a nice posse for this crusade.
All armed with our trusty Beyblades that is, y'all outta check out that Japanese cartoon if you're interested.

Yeehaw!!

Silly goose wins and Jaytaria

[A mass of static follows as a screen lights up with plenty of fuzz before the picture clears up revealing the One-Armed Emperor. One-Arm then stares out at the lot as a child runs in the background.]

It has been brought to my attention that King Adros's Nephew, also named Andros, has taken a hold of the Secretary of States computer and sent such a request for a Crusade. Andros shall be thoroughly disciplined as we take joy in knowing Divorce is no illegal within the Empire. Glory to God!

Silly goose wins

[A mass of static follows as a screen lights up with plenty of fuzz before the picture clears up revealing the One-Armed Emperor. One-Arm then stares out at the lot as a child runs in the background.]

It has been brought to my attention that King Adros's Nephew, also named Andros, has taken a hold of the Secretary of States computer and sent such a request for a Crusade. Andros shall be thoroughly disciplined as we take joy in knowing Divorce is no illegal within the Empire. Glory to God!

Silly goose wins

[After being slightly offended but also amused by a new Bollywood film, the vicar turns off his plasma TV. Not sure if he should resume reading How Not to Get Assassinated for Dummies, his hand brushes against a large crystal orb labeled "Palantir" on the his desk... his holy sight fades as he sees a vision of Doorlight armies assembling, preparing for war. Priimydia stands back as Doorlight prepares to take over Tryzalore. He also saw many cupcakes being smashed. A holy tear fell down his face.]
Sacrilege, desecration! The All-Father Doorlight desecrates the holy cities of Tryzalore, mocking our sacred religion and threatening our free existence. The people of Kinglanstand are repressed: their civil rights and political freedoms are stripped of them - too much order! This nation exists as a plague to all of us, free or religious peoples. Sooner or later, he will pick us off one by one, and Priimydia will not defend us. To the four corners of the world, I issue this decree(Jaytaria Andiluvia Cowboy beybladeland Grand order of disorder Lanskvones Paikom Diluvianos The perfect system Priimydia) : if you would fight for a holy and just cause - if you value your freedom or your religion - then come, let us assemble to prepare for a reclamation of the holy land held captive by Doorlight. Let us unite and cease fighting amongst ourselves. Let our pre-crusade preparations commence. Our summer is nearly at an end!

Andiluvia, Diluvianos, and Grand order of disorder

Grand order of disorder

Silly goose wins wrote:[After being slightly offended but also amused by a new Bollywood film, the vicar turns off his plasma TV. Not sure if he should resume reading How Not to Get Assassinated for Dummies, his hand brushes against a large crystal orb labeled "Palantir" on the his desk... his holy sight fades as he sees a vision of Doorlight armies assembling, preparing for war. Priimydia stands back as Doorlight prepares to take over Tryzalore. He also saw many cupcakes being smashed. A holy tear fell down his face.]
Sacrilege, desecration! The All-Father Doorlight desecrates the holy cities of Tryzalore, mocking our sacred religion and threatening our free existence. The people of Kinglanstand are repressed: their civil rights and political freedoms are stripped of them - too much order! This nation exists as a plague to all of us, free or religious peoples. Sooner or later, he will pick us off one by one, and Priimydia will not defend us. To the four corners of the world, I issue this decree(Jaytaria Andiluvia Cowboy beybladeland Grand order of disorder Lanskvones Paikom Diluvianos The perfect system Priimydia) : if you would fight for a holy and just cause - if you value your freedom or your religion - then come, let us assemble to prepare for a reclamation of the holy land held captive by Doorlight. Let us unite and cease fighting amongst ourselves. Let our pre-crusade preparations commence. Our summer is nearly at an end!

The Council will fight! We have fought alongside these scoundrels before and no longer will we tolerate their evilness. The Grand Order will stand with these nations to put an end to the tyranny!!!

Silly goose wins

Silly goose wins wrote:[After being slightly offended but also amused by a new Bollywood film, the vicar turns off his plasma TV. Not sure if he should resume reading How Not to Get Assassinated for Dummies, his hand brushes against a large crystal orb labeled "Palantir" on the his desk... his holy sight fades as he sees a vision of Doorlight armies assembling, preparing for war. Priimydia stands back as Doorlight prepares to take over Tryzalore. He also saw many cupcakes being smashed. A holy tear fell down his face.]
Sacrilege, desecration! The All-Father Doorlight desecrates the holy cities of Tryzalore, mocking our sacred religion and threatening our free existence. The people of Kinglanstand are repressed: their civil rights and political freedoms are stripped of them - too much order! This nation exists as a plague to all of us, free or religious peoples. Sooner or later, he will pick us off one by one, and Priimydia will not defend us. To the four corners of the world, I issue this decree(Jaytaria Andiluvia Cowboy beybladeland Grand order of disorder Lanskvones Paikom Diluvianos The perfect system Priimydia) : if you would fight for a holy and just cause - if you value your freedom or your religion - then come, let us assemble to prepare for a reclamation of the holy land held captive by Doorlight. Let us unite and cease fighting amongst ourselves. Let our pre-crusade preparations commence. Our summer is nearly at an end!

We may not have much, (ignore the space laser nukes) but we will stand and fight against these warmongering rapscallions who seek to destroy all that is good and Holy.

Silly goose wins

Silly goose wins wrote:[After being slightly offended but also amused by a new Bollywood film, the vicar turns off his plasma TV. Not sure if he should resume reading How Not to Get Assassinated for Dummies, his hand brushes against a large crystal orb labeled "Palantir" on the his desk... his holy sight fades as he sees a vision of Doorlight armies assembling, preparing for war. Priimydia stands back as Doorlight prepares to take over Tryzalore. He also saw many cupcakes being smashed. A holy tear fell down his face.]
Sacrilege, desecration! The All-Father Doorlight desecrates the holy cities of Tryzalore, mocking our sacred religion and threatening our free existence. The people of Kinglanstand are repressed: their civil rights and political freedoms are stripped of them - too much order! This nation exists as a plague to all of us, free or religious peoples. Sooner or later, he will pick us off one by one, and Priimydia will not defend us. To the four corners of the world, I issue this decree(Jaytaria Andiluvia Cowboy beybladeland Grand order of disorder Lanskvones Paikom Diluvianos The perfect system Priimydia) : if you would fight for a holy and just cause - if you value your freedom or your religion - then come, let us assemble to prepare for a reclamation of the holy land held captive by Doorlight. Let us unite and cease fighting amongst ourselves. Let our pre-crusade preparations commence. Our summer is nearly at an end!

Deus Vult!

Silly goose wins

Silly goose wins wrote:[After being slightly offended but also amused by a new Bollywood film, the vicar turns off his plasma TV. Not sure if he should resume reading How Not to Get Assassinated for Dummies, his hand brushes against a large crystal orb labeled "Palantir" on the his desk... his holy sight fades as he sees a vision of Doorlight armies assembling, preparing for war. Priimydia stands back as Doorlight prepares to take over Tryzalore. He also saw many cupcakes being smashed. A holy tear fell down his face.]
Sacrilege, desecration! The All-Father Doorlight desecrates the holy cities of Tryzalore, mocking our sacred religion and threatening our free existence. The people of Kinglanstand are repressed: their civil rights and political freedoms are stripped of them - too much order! This nation exists as a plague to all of us, free or religious peoples. Sooner or later, he will pick us off one by one, and Priimydia will not defend us. To the four corners of the world, I issue this decree(Jaytaria Andiluvia Cowboy beybladeland Grand order of disorder Lanskvones Paikom Diluvianos The perfect system Priimydia) : if you would fight for a holy and just cause - if you value your freedom or your religion - then come, let us assemble to prepare for a reclamation of the holy land held captive by Doorlight. Let us unite and cease fighting amongst ourselves. Let our pre-crusade preparations commence. Our summer is nearly at an end!

Deus Vult!

Silly goose wins

It has been brought to my attention that Kinglandstan can still outpower all the nations of the world. What are we to do?

Diluvianos and Silly goose wins

Silly goose wins

Andiluvia wrote:It has been brought to my attention that Kinglandstan can still outpower all the nations of the world. What are we to do?

In sacred texts, it is written about how pious peoples are outnumbered and yet still prevail. Even so, the Gosling See acknowledges that the might of the Andiluvian Empire is the greatest military match for Doorlight after Priimydia. In the hope of ultimate victory, we humbly request that Tryzalore follow the Holy Emperor's military leaders in this crusade. May his military strategy and advanced weaponry quash Doorlight for the sake of spiritual edification for us all. The Gosling curia and his holiness may not kill under canon law, but we will personally be on the battlefield attending to the wounded and dying. We offer the command of the Gosling Guard to His Highness as well.

Cowboy beybladeland

[Stumbles in the room, clearly disheveled and carrying a faint smell of cow manure. Spits tobacco spit into wastebasket 15 feet away. Adjust Beyblade launcher holster]
Erm... I may not be a well reckoning man but if the Patriarch Emperor feller thinks this whole crusade venture might not work out for us against that Doorlight Rapscallion then I have to say this might be the worst idear since my great grandpappy Jedediah decided to go prospectin' out in the Arizona territory without no idear where to find water...

Go Pokes (a statement which for no particular reason at all *winks* I think the voice of the council, definitely not the council, might enjoy)

Grand order of disorder

Andiluvia

[A mad man dressed in nothing but the Andiluian flag carrying a staff with the Papal Flag upon it begins to shout out]

Dragons and snakes. They come vested in lies of freedom, filled with vile greed. Eyes of somber red and noses of bleeding gold. Take fear and wear the cowl of faith. We are doomed as the titans give way to vile tyranny and love us no more. Evil shall rise among the ruins of Oratorio and Christ shall see us in our nakedness. BE AFRAID.

[The madman drops dead and beneath the two flags there is nothing, but the staff of wood now a staff of blinding gold.]

Diluvianos

I propose that the articles of arbitration be amdended in that the war points on defense forces be changed from average of allies to addition of allies and in regards to colonies be a matter instead of averages. This is in order to give the smaller nations a benefit.

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