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Sporangania kingdom wrote:Thanks For informing me.

Could you pls use the edit button instead of double posting?

India maharaj wrote:Thanks for advising us

No problem! Let us know if there are any questions while you follow these steps.

Is it OK that I start drinking as soon as the kids are at school? Or does that make me a bad teacher?

The tensest crowd I’ve ever seen was at the funeral of the man who invented the Jack-in-the-box.

One time there was a fire at a voodoo doll factory and 10,000 people died.

I used to be into ham radio, but all I could hear was crackling.

#pundayMonday.

Giovanniland wrote:TODAY IN THE WEST

In the first Sunday of August we celebrate Friendship Day! With each new friend, we expand our view of the world, and their experiences contribute to new meaning in our lives. Through friendships, we grow and broaden our horizons.

Therefore, we invite you to talk with friends, let them know how much you appreciate them, and do things together if possible! You can also answer your Question of the Now as well: tell us about some of your best friends and how important these friendships are to your life!

Furthermore, take some time in NS today to create possible new virtual friendships through endorsing other nations, especially the Delegate and Guardians!

Technically my post isn't late, although it's already another day, since it hasn't been 24 hours :P
Best Friend #1 I've known for 20 years now, met this person back in college and he literally carried me for an entire year of psychology class, like the dude helped me with every assignment and every test which was super cool of him. He saved me from having to take summer classes to finish up all my credits of my engineering degree which was once again super dope of him. He's always down to do something and I love hanging out with him when I can.
Best Friend #2 I've known for only about 10 years now. I literally have to thank him for being able to type this because he saved my life at one point which makes me very grateful. Throughout a very difficult 4 years of my life he was there with me going through it with me and he was able to maintain a positive mindset, which was very helpful in such a stressful time. Super cool guy, and he lives just like 2 streets down from me which is even better.

BrightonBurg wrote:Good morning/afternoon/evening all.

Hi BB!

My airline stopped me taking a rotting corpse on a recent flight. Have no idea why. It was my only carrion.

#pundayMonday

*brews a fresh pot of that West Pacific blend*

Couldn't stand all that singing at church yesterday. I guess it's an a-choired taste.

*coffee*

My neighbor and I have been battling with epees lately, which has aided in our friendship...

You know what they say, good fences make good neighbors.

What's the best advice for getting through the start of the week? Just take it Mon-day at a time!

#pundaymonday

The restaurant manager had to wash all of the dishes himself when his dishwasher didn't show up for work.

He wasn't angry ... only dish appointed.

Зараз вирішуються питання щодо нових земель від Польщі та України. Войтовія буде всесвітньовідомою.

Voitovia wrote:Зараз вирішуються питання щодо нових земель від Польщі та України. Войтовія буде всесвітньовідомою.

Please provide an English translation and read our handy guides linked at the top of the region's page.

The Holy Principality of Saint Mark wrote:Please provide an English translation and read our handy guides linked at the top of the region's page.

Heres the the translation to English of you're curious
"Now the issues regarding new lands from Poland and Ukraine are being resolved. Voytovia will be world famous."

Thank you, but the issue is that any nation's posts on our RMB must either be in English or must be accompanied by an English translation.

I owe so much money to my herb seller that he’s threatened to send round the bay leafs.

#pundayMonday

Bhang Bhang Duc wrote:Hi BB!

My airline stopped me taking a rotting corpse on a recent flight. Have no idea why. It was my only carrion.

#pundayMonday

Are you saying they turned the carrion into take away?

Wow, budget cuts are hitting them real hard.

People always ask "Where's Bigfoot?", but they never ask "How's Bigfoot?"

... Yeti never complains.

I bought my granddaughter a caterpillar cake without checking the best before date, so now she’s got a butterfly cake.

#pundayMonday

Todd was a typical nerdy high schooler, and like most guys, he had a crush on Mary. One day, he got the courage to ask Mary to prom. To his surprise, she said yes! On the day of the prom, Todd had to excuse himself to get a drink. He went to the water fountain, but there was a long line. He then went to the lemonade table, but there was a long line there also. So he turned toward the fruit punch table...

and there was no punchline.

Yy4u, Bhang Bhang Duc, Corbeil, Podium, and 8 othersGiovanniland, Nas Crustium, Salvo republic, Roiko, Guam-North Mariana, Infinite Star, Fotisdia, and United caellonsolfulainathe

My uncle’s a lion tamer, when he went bankrupt they took nearly everything, but at least he’s still got his pride.

I tell you what makes my blood boil, faulty spacesuits.

#pundayMonday

How do you know carrots are good for your eyesight? You don't see rabbits wearing glass do you.

What does a marching band members use to brush their teeth? A tuba toothpaste.

Singers aren’t allowed to work at fish markets because they may sing off scale.

BrightonBurg wrote:Look at what I found,in the name of almighty RMB ad men of the past, Bluto from Animal House,and Lawn Flamingo, I post this classic ad if I may.

Join One big Island or be infested by PLAGUE MICE!!!!!

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<:3)~<:3)~<:3)~<:3)~<:3)~<:3)~<:3)~<:3)~<:3)~<:3)~<:3)~
<:3)~<:3)~<:3)~<:3)~<:3)~<:3)~<:3)~<:3)~<:3)~<:3)~<:3)~

Nooooooo!

A OBI Classic Ad.

I thought recruiting wasn't allowed in the RMB?!

Monroevia wrote:I thought recruiting wasn't allowed in the RMB?!

BB is the exception through contract with TWP...

R.I.P. Olivia Newton-John

:'(

After 2 weeks of vacation, I came back to 693 new messages, of which I did not read a single one, because that’s a lot

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