The Safest in The United Dictators
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, The United Dictators is ranked 10,771st in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Federation of Eritreastan | Iron Fist Consumerists | “The military is always on top!” | |
| 2. |  The Dictatorship of Democracyslavia | Psychotic Dictatorship | “STATE OVER ALL” | |
| 3. |  The Dictatorship of Binormonia | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Freedom isn’t a word” | |
| 4. |  The Dictatorship of The Denorman State | Corporate Police State | “Freedom is opression, democracy is death.” | |
| 5. |  The People's Republic of Binormia | Anarchy | “We believe in freedom and equality” |