The Safest in The Union of Fairer Nations
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, The Union of Fairer Nations is ranked 10,287th in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Transitional Government of Vazokkora | Democratic Socialists | “To Union and Victory” | |
| 2. |  The Withering State of the of Union of the Squids | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Supine Protoplasmic Invertebrate Jellies” | |
| 3. |  The Liberal Democratic States of Owswaldia | Left-wing Utopia | “Death is just a technical problem” | |
| 4. |  The Nanxol Socialist Republic of Nagistan | Left-wing Utopia | “:p” | |
| 5. |  The Constitutional Monarchy of Roclovis | Left-Leaning College State | “Dieu et mon droit” | |
| 6. | The Confederacy of The Charleston Bump Islands | Democratic Socialists | “Together We can Take on any problem” | |
| 7. |  The Republic of Docklands Light Railway 3 | Moralistic Democracy | “We Will Endure” | |
| 8. |  The Imperial Order of Vospia | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Unity Through Liberty, Strength, Justice, Security” | |
| 9. | The Queendom of Dom 20 | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Might Makes Right” | |
| 10. | The Republic of UFN Law Registry | New York Times Democracy | “Please note this is now UFN Law” |