The Fattest Citizens in the SPR of Herrebrugh
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, the SPR of Herrebrugh is ranked 12,375th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Protectorate of Jozefsland | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Eer, Hulpvaerdighheyt, Geweten” | |
| 2. |  The United Federal Countries of The Islands Below Jozevia | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Verenigde Bondslanden der Benedenjozevische Eilanden” | |
| 3. |  The Protectorate of Noordpunt | Left-wing Utopia | “Proletariërs aller landen, verenigt u!” | |
| 4. |  The FACTBOOK PUPPET of The SPR of Herrebrugh | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Een rots waarop de golven breken” |