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Swallp wrote:Selling radioactive lemonade!

is this material suitable for dirty bombs?

I just blew up a hospital

Le Front de Liberation du Midand wrote:is this material suitable for dirty bombs?

I don’t know. I haven’t tested.

Horrorlandian State wrote:Tonight's song, translated, is called "Special." It is about a woman's love for a good man in her life and how she hopes they will be together for a long time. Enjoy!

I got a little drunk
So I melted on your lips
Like a snowflake in the palm of your hands
I've not dreamt about you
I've not searched for you with my eyes
But a woman's heart
Never beats according to plan
***

You're not my lover for a day
I immediately knew you were special
Heaven knows how long we'll last
Stand under the same cloud forever
***

You're not my lover for a day
Always be beautiful and smiling
Heaven knows how long we'll last
But we won't regret this night
Neither I, nor you [will regret this night]
***

I didn't try
To kiss you
And I don't know what happened in me
All advice was in vain
There wasn't any logic there
Because a woman's heart goes where it wants
***

You're not my lover for a day
I immediately knew you were special
Heaven knows how long we'll last
Stand under the same cloud forever
***

You're not my lover for a day
Always be beautiful and smiling
Heaven knows how long we'll last
But we won't regret this night
Neither I, nor you [will regret this night]
***

Have you ever heard of We are the champions?

Orcuo wrote:I just blew up a hospital

just one? how cute.

Was it at least a children's hospital?


The bombing of the amusement park after Z-day was the bloodiest attack on Midand to date.

Le Front de Liberation du Midand faction claims responsibility for amusement park attack in Midand

A FLM splinter group says it carried out a suicide attack on the Spaniel Amusement Park in in David City, a suburb on the outskirts of Midandia, Midand. Authorities say the attack killed more than 70 people, including children. FLM said it had targeted Midandians celebrating the end of Z-day, though police have said they are still investigating the claim.

There were scenes of carnage as parents searched for children amid the debris. At least 300 people were injured, with officials saying they expected the death toll to rise. All major hospitals in the area were put on an emergency footing after the blast. The scene of the attack was littered with debris, which officials were searching through for evidence

A spokesman for FLM said the group wanted to send a message that they "have entered Midandia, and will not hide in the countryside", and threatened further attacks.

The explosion, believed to have been carried out by one suicide bomber, hit the main gate to the park in the early evening, a short distance from the children's bumper cars. Officials said the device had been packed with ball bearings.

One man told Midand's Mido Warbler newspaper he was heading towards a fairground ride with his wife and two children when he heard a huge bang and all four of them were thrown to the floor.

One man, who gave his name as Danish, said the park had been so full when he arrived he had not been able to enter. "We went to the food court to have something to eat, when there was suddenly a big blast. Everyone went into panic, running to all directions. Many of them were blocked at the gate of the park. Dead bodies can be found everywhere."

Hasan Imran, 30, a local resident: "When the blast occurred, the flames were so high they reached above the trees and I saw bodies flying in the air."

Another man, who did not give his name, told the Volaworand Newswire he had taken 20 children to hospital, saying: "I can't explain to you the tragic situation."

Police said the park had been a soft target for the militants, saying that while Midand is "in a warlike situation" there had been no specific alert issued for the park.

International troops from North prarie, Imperial isaac, Hanguk-Nippon Volaworand and Deumontiverland continue to target Le Front de Liberation du Midand in Midand. The Nova Montron Emperor has declared that any Zetanoose wanting to volunteer will be given transportation to Midand to fight the FLM.

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Ballzers

Post self-deleted by Swallp.

Le Front de Liberation du Midand wrote:just one? how cute.

Was it at least a children's hospital?


The bombing of the amusement park after Z-day was the bloodiest attack on Midand to date.

Le Front de Liberation du Midand faction claims responsibility for amusement park attack in Midand

A FLM splinter group says it carried out a suicide attack on the Spaniel Amusement Park in in David City, a suburb on the outskirts of Midandia, Midand. Authorities say the attack killed more than 70 people, including children. FLM said it had targeted Midandians celebrating the end of Z-day, though police have said they are still investigating the claim.

There were scenes of carnage as parents searched for children amid the debris. At least 300 people were injured, with officials saying they expected the death toll to rise. All major hospitals in the area were put on an emergency footing after the blast. The scene of the attack was littered with debris, which officials were searching through for evidence

A spokesman for FLM said the group wanted to send a message that they "have entered Midandia, and will not hide in the countryside", and threatened further attacks.

The explosion, believed to have been carried out by one suicide bomber, hit the main gate to the park in the early evening, a short distance from the children's bumper cars. Officials said the device had been packed with ball bearings.

One man told Midand's Mido Warbler newspaper he was heading towards a fairground ride with his wife and two children when he heard a huge bang and all four of them were thrown to the floor.

One man, who gave his name as Danish, said the park had been so full when he arrived he had not been able to enter. "We went to the food court to have something to eat, when there was suddenly a big blast. Everyone went into panic, running to all directions. Many of them were blocked at the gate of the park. Dead bodies can be found everywhere."

Hasan Imran, 30, a local resident: "When the blast occurred, the flames were so high they reached above the trees and I saw bodies flying in the air."

Another man, who did not give his name, told the Volaworand Newswire he had taken 20 children to hospital, saying: "I can't explain to you the tragic situation."

Police said the park had been a soft target for the militants, saying that while Midand is "in a warlike situation" there had been no specific alert issued for the park.

International troops from North prarie, Imperial isaac, Hanguk-Nippon Volaworand and Deumontiverland continue to target Le Front de Liberation du Midand in Midand. The Nova Montron Emperor has declared that any Zetanoose wanting to volunteer will be given transportation to Midand to fight the FLM.

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God Jesus, bro that’s terrible. I just blew up an deserted mall in south view city.

Le Front de Liberation du Midand wrote:just one? how cute.

Was it at least a children's hospital?


The bombing of the amusement park after Z-day was the bloodiest attack on Midand to date.

Le Front de Liberation du Midand faction claims responsibility for amusement park attack in Midand

A FLM splinter group says it carried out a suicide attack on the Spaniel Amusement Park in in David City, a suburb on the outskirts of Midandia, Midand. Authorities say the attack killed more than 70 people, including children. FLM said it had targeted Midandians celebrating the end of Z-day, though police have said they are still investigating the claim.

There were scenes of carnage as parents searched for children amid the debris. At least 300 people were injured, with officials saying they expected the death toll to rise. All major hospitals in the area were put on an emergency footing after the blast. The scene of the attack was littered with debris, which officials were searching through for evidence

A spokesman for FLM said the group wanted to send a message that they "have entered Midandia, and will not hide in the countryside", and threatened further attacks.

The explosion, believed to have been carried out by one suicide bomber, hit the main gate to the park in the early evening, a short distance from the children's bumper cars. Officials said the device had been packed with ball bearings.

One man told Midand's Mido Warbler newspaper he was heading towards a fairground ride with his wife and two children when he heard a huge bang and all four of them were thrown to the floor.

One man, who gave his name as Danish, said the park had been so full when he arrived he had not been able to enter. "We went to the food court to have something to eat, when there was suddenly a big blast. Everyone went into panic, running to all directions. Many of them were blocked at the gate of the park. Dead bodies can be found everywhere."

Hasan Imran, 30, a local resident: "When the blast occurred, the flames were so high they reached above the trees and I saw bodies flying in the air."

Another man, who did not give his name, told the Volaworand Newswire he had taken 20 children to hospital, saying: "I can't explain to you the tragic situation."

Police said the park had been a soft target for the militants, saying that while Midand is "in a warlike situation" there had been no specific alert issued for the park.

International troops from North prarie, Imperial isaac, Hanguk-Nippon Volaworand and Deumontiverland continue to target Le Front de Liberation du Midand in Midand. The Nova Montron Emperor has declared that any Zetanoose wanting to volunteer will be given transportation to Midand to fight the FLM.

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I wasn’t finished. With caused a Gas to explode causing the city to go under chaos which leaked oil into the ocean, the. The oil caught on fire and now the city is in ruin and the ocean is on fire.

Orcuo wrote:I wasn’t finished. With caused a Gas to explode causing the city to go under chaos which leaked oil into the ocean, the. The oil caught on fire and now the city is in ruin and the ocean is on fire.

Well done comrade!

Next you should target thier pipelines: cripple them!

The Russian grand imperial empire's oil pipelines are a soft target for FLM attacks


Both members of the beleaguered Russian army had to catch a taxi to a massive oil pipeline fire after over 50 FLM attacks in weekend campaign that raised fears the conflict will collapse Moscow's precarious economy.

Deep craters pockmark the landscape south of the Russian capital of Moscow in a Y-shaped pattern straddling the pipeline.

One attack left two bright yellow smiley faces, less than 100 meters apart, near a pressure vent on the pipeline. Shrapnel of military munitions litters the area.

There was extensive damage to the pipeline. Local Officials are preventing anyone venturing on to the site. Flames are visible for miles around.

Local police recorded 51 strikes. "I have no doubt they wanted to target the pipeline, there is nothing else here," said Giorgi Abrahamisvili, a policeman who witnessed the attack.

"It was terribly intense, the smell of markers spread everywhere. I had to abandon my car and hide in a ditch but these Le Front de Liberation du Midand terrorists weren't interested in other targets. They ran straight up to the pipeline and started to deface it with sharpies and spray paint. It was so terrifying. I shouted for them to stop and they just turned a gestured rudely to me. That's when I started to shoot at them... I'm pretty sure when my bullets hit the pipeline and caused the explosion they were killed. Well, either that or when our military started dropping bombs over the pipelines... that probably got any strays that I missed."

"Due to the extensive graffiti attacks and damages caused by our police and military bombing response, the pipelines are not running at any capacity." a spokesman said. "It may be several months before we can resume normal operations."

The Kremlin uses gas exports to prop up its failing economy and as a tool of foreign policy.

Reduced exports to The South Pacific may force RUSSIAN GRAND IMPERIAL EMPIRE's to curtail its hostile ambitions.

Georgian politicians accused Russia of faking the FLM attacks, which Moscow has portrayed as committed by small bands of beleaguered renegades, to achieve wider strategic goals.

"They need control of energy routes," the Georgian president, Mikhail Saakashvili said. "They need sea ports. They need transportation infrastructure. And primarily, they need money. This will be the first step in nationalizing and militarizing the pipelines. Mark my words: They blew up the pipelines on their own! "

Russia's attacks on Aidenfieeld, Beepee, and Kerlodia provoked a mixture of disgust and anger among South Pacificans, who see Russian grand imperial empire at war with the region as a whole.

"Churchill should never have helped these Soviet man-babies," said a local police chief. "I am not a Nazi but RUSSIAN GRAND IMPERIAL EMPIRE is becoming a curse in The South Pacific region."

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Local police recorded 51 strikes. "I have no doubt they wanted to target the pipeline, there is nothing else here," said Giorgi Abrahamisvili, a policeman who witnessed the attack.

"It was terribly intense, the smell of markers spread everywhere. I had to abandon my car and hide in a ditch but these Le Front de Liberation du Midand terrorists weren't interested in other targets. They ran straight up to the pipeline and started to deface it with sharpies and spray paint. It was so terrifying. I shouted for them to stop and they just turned a gestured rudely to me. That's when I started to shoot at them... I'm pretty sure when my bullets hit the pipeline and caused the explosion they were killed. Well, either that or when our military started dropping bombs over the pipelines... that probably got any strays that I missed."

"Due to the extensive graffiti attacks and damages caused by our police and military bombing response, the pipelines are not running at any capacity." a spokesman said. "It may be several months before we can resume normal operations."

Le Front de Liberation du Midand wrote:Well done comrade!

Next you should target thier pipelines: cripple them!

The Russian grand imperial empire's oil pipelines are a soft target for FLM attacks


Both members of the beleaguered Russian army had to catch a taxi to a massive oil pipeline fire after over 50 FLM attacks in weekend campaign that raised fears the conflict will collapse Moscow's precarious economy.

Deep craters pockmark the landscape south of the Russian capital of Moscow in a Y-shaped pattern straddling the pipeline.

One attack left two bright yellow smiley faces, less than 100 meters apart, near a pressure vent on the pipeline. Shrapnel of military munitions litters the area.

There was extensive damage to the pipeline. Local Officials are preventing anyone venturing on to the site. Flames are visible for miles around.

Local police recorded 51 strikes. "I have no doubt they wanted to target the pipeline, there is nothing else here," said Giorgi Abrahamisvili, a policeman who witnessed the attack.

"It was terribly intense, the smell of markers spread everywhere. I had to abandon my car and hide in a ditch but these Le Front de Liberation du Midand terrorists weren't interested in other targets. They ran straight up to the pipeline and started to deface it with sharpies and spray paint. It was so terrifying. I shouted for them to stop and they just turned a gestured rudely to me. That's when I started to shoot at them... I'm pretty sure when my bullets hit the pipeline and caused the explosion they were killed. Well, either that or when our military started dropping bombs over the pipelines... that probably got any strays that I missed."

"Due to the extensive graffiti attacks and damages caused by our police and military bombing response, the pipelines are not running at any capacity." a spokesman said. "It may be several months before we can resume normal operations."

The Kremlin uses gas exports to prop up its failing economy and as a tool of foreign policy.

Reduced exports to The South Pacific may force RUSSIAN GRAND IMPERIAL EMPIRE's to curtail its hostile ambitions.

Georgian politicians accused Russia of faking the FLM attacks, which Moscow has portrayed as committed by small bands of beleaguered renegades, to achieve wider strategic goals.

"They need control of energy routes," the Georgian president, Mikhail Saakashvili said. "They need sea ports. They need transportation infrastructure. And primarily, they need money. This will be the first step in nationalizing and militarizing the pipelines. Mark my words: They blew up the pipelines on their own! "

Russia's attacks on Aidenfieeld, Beepee, and Kerlodia provoked a mixture of disgust and anger among South Pacificans, who see Russian grand imperial empire at war with the region as a whole.

"Churchill should never have helped these Soviet man-babies," said a local police chief. "I am not a Nazi but RUSSIAN GRAND IMPERIAL EMPIRE is becoming a curse in The South Pacific region."

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Local police recorded 51 strikes. "I have no doubt they wanted to target the pipeline, there is nothing else here," said Giorgi Abrahamisvili, a policeman who witnessed the attack.

"It was terribly intense, the smell of markers spread everywhere. I had to abandon my car and hide in a ditch but these Le Front de Liberation du Midand terrorists weren't interested in other targets. They ran straight up to the pipeline and started to deface it with sharpies and spray paint. It was so terrifying. I shouted for them to stop and they just turned a gestured rudely to me. That's when I started to shoot at them... I'm pretty sure when my bullets hit the pipeline and caused the explosion they were killed. Well, either that or when our military started dropping bombs over the pipelines... that probably got any strays that I missed."

"Due to the extensive graffiti attacks and damages caused by our police and military bombing response, the pipelines are not running at any capacity." a spokesman said. "It may be several months before we can resume normal operations."

Case and point am now wanted in several states

If O Tannenbaum/ Christmas Tree was written by Karl Marx:
https://youtu.be/sHoyoKgRq5U

Sutarianesia wrote:If O Tannenbaum/ Christmas Tree was written by Karl Marx:
https://youtu.be/sHoyoKgRq5U

Well done!



comic credit LinkExistential Comics

“Away in a Manger”
Away in a manger,
No crib for his bed,
The little Lord Jesus
Laid down his sweet head;
The stars in the heavens
Looked down where he lay,
The little Lord Jesus
Asleep on the hay.

— What these lyrics really mean: Bethlehem’s lack of affordable housing creates homeless children, including impoverished infants.

“All I Want for Christmas is You”
I don’t want a lot for Christmas
There’s just one thing I need.
I don’t care about presents
Underneath the Christmas tree.

— What these lyrics really mean: The proletariat is starting to revolt and is rejecting boorish materialism.

“Do You Hear What I Hear?”
Said the shepherd boy to the mighty king,
Do you know what I know
In your palace warm, mighty king,
Do you know what I know
A child, a child shivers in the cold
Let us bring him silver and gold
Let us bring him silver and gold.

— What these lyrics really mean: Capitalism demands that we turn over our wealth to the ruling class.

“Frosty the Snowman”
Frosty the snowman was a jolly happy soul,
With a corncob pipe and a button nose,
And two eyes made out of coal.

— What these lyrics really mean: Frosty desperately needs a single-payer health care system since he can’t afford a normal nose and eyes. Big tobacco has also turned him into a helpless drug addict (the crack pipe is unspecified).

“God Rest ‘Ye Merry Gentlemen”
God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen,
Let nothing you dismay;
Remember Christ, our savior,
Was born on Christmas day.

— What these lyrics really mean: There’s no mention of women “resting.” Only gentlemen get to loaf around the house. Women are required to do all the work around the holidays and even work overtime. Gender discrimination is rampant.

“I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus”
I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus
Underneath the mistletoe last night.
She didn’t see me creep
Down the stairs to have a peep;
She thought that I was tucked
Up in my bedroom fast asleep.

— What these lyrics really mean: Lack of community services and proper government oversight creates a voyeuristic child destined for adulthood perversion.

“I’ll be home for Christmas”
Christmas Eve will find me
Where the love light gleams
I’ll be home for Christmas
If only in my dreams.

— What these lyrics really mean: Poor public transportation systems and lack of infrastructure creates heartache around the holidays caused by separation of family members.

“Jingle Bells”
Jingle bells, jingle bells,
Jingle all the way!
O what fun it is to ride
In a one-horse open sleigh.

— What these lyrics really mean: The evils of capitalism lead to a terrible situation — a lone horse pulling a heavy sled in freezing temperatures — in other words, animal abuse.

“Little Drummer Boy”
Mary nodded
The ox and lamb kept time
I played my drum for him
I played my best for him
Pa rum pum pum pum
Rum pum pum pum
Rum pum pum pum
Then he smiled at me
Pa rum pum pum pum
Me and my drum.

— What these lyrics really mean: Child labor practices are encouraged during the holidays. Stressed-out child musician receives no compensation, other than a smile.

“Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer”
All of the other reindeer
Used to laugh and call him names.
They never let poor Rudolph,
Play in any reindeer games….
Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Santa came to say.
Rudolph with your nose so bright,
Won’t you guide my sleigh tonight?

— What these lyrics really mean: Within free-market economies, minorities face institutionalized mass discrimination and are often exploited for their unique talents and characteristics.

“Santa Baby”
Santa baby, slip a sable under the tree, for me
I’ve been an awful good girl….
Santa baby, an out-of-space convertible too, light blue….
Santa honey, I wanna yacht and really that’s
Not a lot.
I’ve been an angel all year
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight.

— What these lyrics really mean: Here’s selfish consumerism at its absolute worst. A young girl is taught to covet a sable coat, a yacht, and blue convertible. Moreover, she demands he bring all the gifts down the chimney, not tomorrow, but tonight!

“Santa Claus is Coming to Town”
He sees you when you’re sleeping,
He knows when you’re awake.
He knows if you’ve been bad or good,
So be good for goodness sake!

— What these lyrics really mean: Constitutional protections and individual civil liberties have been annihilated under capitalism.

“The 12 Days of Christmas”
On the twelfth day of Christmas
My true love sent to me:
Twelve drummers drumming,
Eleven pipers piping,
Ten lords a leaping,
Nine ladies dancing,
Eight maids a milking,
Seven swans a swimming,
Six geese a laying,
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French Hens,
Two turtle doves
And a Partridge in a pear tree.

— What these lyrics really mean: “On the 13th day of Christmas, my true love’s credit cards were all maxed out and she declared bankruptcy.”

“White Christmas”
I’m dreaming of a white Christmas
Just like the ones I used to know.

— What these lyrics really mean: Racism, plain and simple.

Caracasus wrote:I am loving this! If I may add one?

Good King Wenceslas

One does not have to read Oscar Wilde's The Soul of Man under Socialism when the inherant hypocrisy of charity is laid so very bare here. Where was the Good King when his own tax collectors impoverished this poor man to pay for foreign wars? We can only hope that the poor of this terrible tyrant's kingdom take note from the French when it comes to dealing with aristocracy.

Domais wrote:I will go pin them in The Center for real info

The center for real info pinned your dispatch "A Marxist Interpretation of Christmas Carols" in The Center for real info.

Treadwellia wrote:Tubbius enjoyed Marxist literary theory in the literary criticism classes in college. Mmph MMPH MMPH.

Blood wine wrote:Please refrain from posting propaganda on our RMB Le Front de Liberation du Midand

Dilberta wrote:I can see that you’re pretty anti-capitalist.

Haven and Sanctuary wrote:Go back to TSP, Volawarond.

Yodoshi wrote:Middie, oh Middie, *sighs* why don't you say the inherent truth...the proletariat are revolting. *holds nose*

Slithen wrote:Lmao.

Estantia wrote:Wow

Osterreich und ungarn wrote:Christmas has been ruined for me

Territorio di Nessuno wrote:Disputed Territories eh?...

Alekseandrea wrote:Well. I hate to say it, but using a religious feast to promote communism isn’t the best course of action. Using something borne out of the “opium of the masses” that was hijacked by crass commercialism to promote is hardly the best way to spread revolution.

Obviously, only civil discussions between learned men of intelligence (obviously liberal arts majors, if they could get a job they might become part of the bourgeousie, can’t have that) can inspire the resolve needed to lead the unwashed masses their comrades into a new age of commieness for all.

Palistopia wrote:Capitalism is a good system, only us we abuse it and use it wrong. It is more efficient than the state, but instead of helping with the resources it is creating a population of consumerists and materialistic who spends money on useless things. We produce more than we need and we waste a lot forgetting that the resources are finite. Capitalism isnt evil or bad, we are lucky that we achieved it as we are still alive thanks to it, it is working, but it depends on our action if we want to use it to change the world in a better place or to be ignorant and consume , destroying our world and the finite amount of resources. We need to rationalize the use of things and not let us to be controlled by impulses promoted by corporations. In theory a free market supposed to help people, you do a good service and receive money, you profit, the consumer profits, even the environment. But sadly it isnt the case in the present. Government is a big mistake, a relique of the past, thieves who are controlled by people with money, untrustworthy and especially corrupted and inefficent. The best way is to use the free market and help change the world. Building a company, making money and then donate to the private charity and teach other about this issues.

Anacin wrote:Ok a tried to make it a comment but it keep editing it, but on the other hand I'm a meme

Uan aa Boa wrote:The Fairy Tale of New York
"The boys of the NYPD choir were singing Galway Bay
and the bells were ringing our for Christmas Day."

The brutal enforcers of the capitalist state believe that an annual supply of token singing and celebration will distract the masses from the true nature of their subjugation. They are mistaken.

Volaworand wrote:wow... my puppet's little dispatch is currently the most read global dispatch of the day... O.o

Aigania wrote:O_O Existential Comics in Nation States!
^v^ Cool!

Little St Nick wrote:Lol! This needs quoted here!

Dellnia wrote:I have found the holy grail of dispatches

Dellnia pinned your dispatch "A Marxist Interpretation of Christmas Carols" in Atrothia.

Tropico lemoyne wrote:Marxism?

No thanks

New waldensia wrote:Oof. Downvote this Commie junk

Honeydewistania pinned your dispatch "A Marxist Interpretation of Christmas Carols" in Christmas.

The new republic of manchukuo pinned your dispatch "A Marxist Interpretation of Christmas Carols" in Reichskommissariat.

Darkesia wrote:Ahhhhhahahahahahaha! I love this! Especially on Karaoke Friday.

Democratic empire of romania pinned your dispatch "A Marxist Interpretation of Christmas Carols" in The New Mappers Union.

Midand wrote:oh no it's spreading

Galactic knight pinned your dispatch "A Marxist Interpretation of Christmas Carols" in Finns.

Libertas Omnium Maximus wrote:Merry Early Christmas!

Liberlitatia pinned your dispatch "A Marxist Interpretation of Christmas Carols" in Dauiland.

Kahanistan wrote:Christmas for Commies.

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Attention nations of the South Pacific!

Don't forget to vote for our Le Front de Liberation du Midand flag design by copying and uploading this Christmas Flag as your very own!

Shavara wrote:Ho ho ho!
Merry Christmarx!

Free sovereign soviet socialist republic wrote:-pings- New union of sovereign soviet republics

Jonestown kool-aid chuggers wrote:Just read the comic, nothing else, but the story is obviously bullshiiiiit for at least 3 reasons:
1. Karl Marx never worked a day in his life
2. Unions hated Marx.
3. In the comic, Marx wasn't covered in carbuncles.

Italian guiana wrote:what in Gods name.

Orcuo wrote:Santa is evil, this is also why am banning Christmas

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Where fueron ellos cuando le noise started. Nu round hole estaba drilled through le thin board. Oh sorry I was just speaking Kerbish language. English translation = where were they when the noise starded? A round hole was drilled trough the thin board!

Hey guys, remember Santa’s reindeer?

Neo parkiant

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Hello!

Uvalor wrote:Hello!

hello too(trying to be friendly for the new Indronesia

Italian guiana

Le Front de Liberation du Midand wrote:Well done!



comic credit LinkExistential Comics

“Away in a Manger”
Away in a manger,
No crib for his bed,
The little Lord Jesus
Laid down his sweet head;
The stars in the heavens
Looked down where he lay,
The little Lord Jesus
Asleep on the hay.

— What these lyrics really mean: Bethlehem’s lack of affordable housing creates homeless children, including impoverished infants.

“All I Want for Christmas is You”
I don’t want a lot for Christmas
There’s just one thing I need.
I don’t care about presents
Underneath the Christmas tree.

— What these lyrics really mean: The proletariat is starting to revolt and is rejecting boorish materialism.

“Do You Hear What I Hear?”
Said the shepherd boy to the mighty king,
Do you know what I know
In your palace warm, mighty king,
Do you know what I know
A child, a child shivers in the cold
Let us bring him silver and gold
Let us bring him silver and gold.

— What these lyrics really mean: Capitalism demands that we turn over our wealth to the ruling class.

“Frosty the Snowman”
Frosty the snowman was a jolly happy soul,
With a corncob pipe and a button nose,
And two eyes made out of coal.

— What these lyrics really mean: Frosty desperately needs a single-payer health care system since he can’t afford a normal nose and eyes. Big tobacco has also turned him into a helpless drug addict (the crack pipe is unspecified).

“God Rest ‘Ye Merry Gentlemen”
God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen,
Let nothing you dismay;
Remember Christ, our savior,
Was born on Christmas day.

— What these lyrics really mean: There’s no mention of women “resting.” Only gentlemen get to loaf around the house. Women are required to do all the work around the holidays and even work overtime. Gender discrimination is rampant.

“I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus”
I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus
Underneath the mistletoe last night.
She didn’t see me creep
Down the stairs to have a peep;
She thought that I was tucked
Up in my bedroom fast asleep.

— What these lyrics really mean: Lack of community services and proper government oversight creates a voyeuristic child destined for adulthood perversion.

“I’ll be home for Christmas”
Christmas Eve will find me
Where the love light gleams
I’ll be home for Christmas
If only in my dreams.

— What these lyrics really mean: Poor public transportation systems and lack of infrastructure creates heartache around the holidays caused by separation of family members.

“Jingle Bells”
Jingle bells, jingle bells,
Jingle all the way!
O what fun it is to ride
In a one-horse open sleigh.

— What these lyrics really mean: The evils of capitalism lead to a terrible situation — a lone horse pulling a heavy sled in freezing temperatures — in other words, animal abuse.

“Little Drummer Boy”
Mary nodded
The ox and lamb kept time
I played my drum for him
I played my best for him
Pa rum pum pum pum
Rum pum pum pum
Rum pum pum pum
Then he smiled at me
Pa rum pum pum pum
Me and my drum.

— What these lyrics really mean: Child labor practices are encouraged during the holidays. Stressed-out child musician receives no compensation, other than a smile.

“Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer”
All of the other reindeer
Used to laugh and call him names.
They never let poor Rudolph,
Play in any reindeer games….
Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Santa came to say.
Rudolph with your nose so bright,
Won’t you guide my sleigh tonight?

— What these lyrics really mean: Within free-market economies, minorities face institutionalized mass discrimination and are often exploited for their unique talents and characteristics.

“Santa Baby”
Santa baby, slip a sable under the tree, for me
I’ve been an awful good girl….
Santa baby, an out-of-space convertible too, light blue….
Santa honey, I wanna yacht and really that’s
Not a lot.
I’ve been an angel all year
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight.

— What these lyrics really mean: Here’s selfish consumerism at its absolute worst. A young girl is taught to covet a sable coat, a yacht, and blue convertible. Moreover, she demands he bring all the gifts down the chimney, not tomorrow, but tonight!

“Santa Claus is Coming to Town”
He sees you when you’re sleeping,
He knows when you’re awake.
He knows if you’ve been bad or good,
So be good for goodness sake!

— What these lyrics really mean: Constitutional protections and individual civil liberties have been annihilated under capitalism.

“The 12 Days of Christmas”
On the twelfth day of Christmas
My true love sent to me:
Twelve drummers drumming,
Eleven pipers piping,
Ten lords a leaping,
Nine ladies dancing,
Eight maids a milking,
Seven swans a swimming,
Six geese a laying,
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French Hens,
Two turtle doves
And a Partridge in a pear tree.

— What these lyrics really mean: “On the 13th day of Christmas, my true love’s credit cards were all maxed out and she declared bankruptcy.”

“White Christmas”
I’m dreaming of a white Christmas
Just like the ones I used to know.

— What these lyrics really mean: Racism, plain and simple.

Caracasus wrote:I am loving this! If I may add one?

Good King Wenceslas

One does not have to read Oscar Wilde's The Soul of Man under Socialism when the inherant hypocrisy of charity is laid so very bare here. Where was the Good King when his own tax collectors impoverished this poor man to pay for foreign wars? We can only hope that the poor of this terrible tyrant's kingdom take note from the French when it comes to dealing with aristocracy.

Domais wrote:I will go pin them in The Center for real info

The center for real info pinned your dispatch "A Marxist Interpretation of Christmas Carols" in The Center for real info.

Treadwellia wrote:Tubbius enjoyed Marxist literary theory in the literary criticism classes in college. Mmph MMPH MMPH.

Blood wine wrote:Please refrain from posting propaganda on our RMB Le Front de Liberation du Midand

Dilberta wrote:I can see that you’re pretty anti-capitalist.

Haven and Sanctuary wrote:Go back to TSP, Volawarond.

Yodoshi wrote:Middie, oh Middie, *sighs* why don't you say the inherent truth...the proletariat are revolting. *holds nose*

Slithen wrote:Lmao.

Estantia wrote:Wow

Osterreich und ungarn wrote:Christmas has been ruined for me

Territorio di Nessuno wrote:Disputed Territories eh?...

Alekseandrea wrote:Well. I hate to say it, but using a religious feast to promote communism isn’t the best course of action. Using something borne out of the “opium of the masses” that was hijacked by crass commercialism to promote is hardly the best way to spread revolution.

Obviously, only civil discussions between learned men of intelligence (obviously liberal arts majors, if they could get a job they might become part of the bourgeousie, can’t have that) can inspire the resolve needed to lead the unwashed masses their comrades into a new age of commieness for all.

Palistopia wrote:Capitalism is a good system, only us we abuse it and use it wrong. It is more efficient than the state, but instead of helping with the resources it is creating a population of consumerists and materialistic who spends money on useless things. We produce more than we need and we waste a lot forgetting that the resources are finite. Capitalism isnt evil or bad, we are lucky that we achieved it as we are still alive thanks to it, it is working, but it depends on our action if we want to use it to change the world in a better place or to be ignorant and consume , destroying our world and the finite amount of resources. We need to rationalize the use of things and not let us to be controlled by impulses promoted by corporations. In theory a free market supposed to help people, you do a good service and receive money, you profit, the consumer profits, even the environment. But sadly it isnt the case in the present. Government is a big mistake, a relique of the past, thieves who are controlled by people with money, untrustworthy and especially corrupted and inefficent. The best way is to use the free market and help change the world. Building a company, making money and then donate to the private charity and teach other about this issues.

Anacin wrote:Ok a tried to make it a comment but it keep editing it, but on the other hand I'm a meme

Uan aa Boa wrote:The Fairy Tale of New York
"The boys of the NYPD choir were singing Galway Bay
and the bells were ringing our for Christmas Day."

The brutal enforcers of the capitalist state believe that an annual supply of token singing and celebration will distract the masses from the true nature of their subjugation. They are mistaken.

Volaworand wrote:wow... my puppet's little dispatch is currently the most read global dispatch of the day... O.o

Aigania wrote:O_O Existential Comics in Nation States!
^v^ Cool!

Little St Nick wrote:Lol! This needs quoted here!

Dellnia wrote:I have found the holy grail of dispatches

Dellnia pinned your dispatch "A Marxist Interpretation of Christmas Carols" in Atrothia.

Tropico lemoyne wrote:Marxism?

No thanks

New waldensia wrote:Oof. Downvote this Commie junk

Honeydewistania pinned your dispatch "A Marxist Interpretation of Christmas Carols" in Christmas.

The new republic of manchukuo pinned your dispatch "A Marxist Interpretation of Christmas Carols" in Reichskommissariat.

Darkesia wrote:Ahhhhhahahahahahaha! I love this! Especially on Karaoke Friday.

Democratic empire of romania pinned your dispatch "A Marxist Interpretation of Christmas Carols" in The New Mappers Union.

Midand wrote:oh no it's spreading

Galactic knight pinned your dispatch "A Marxist Interpretation of Christmas Carols" in Finns.

Libertas Omnium Maximus wrote:Merry Early Christmas!

Liberlitatia pinned your dispatch "A Marxist Interpretation of Christmas Carols" in Dauiland.

Kahanistan wrote:Christmas for Commies.

Middle eve des ristatown pinned your dispatch "A Marxist Interpretation of Christmas Carols" in The Star Wars Geeks.

Attention nations of the South Pacific!

Don't forget to vote for our Le Front de Liberation du Midand flag design by copying and uploading this Christmas Flag as your very own!

Shavara wrote:Ho ho ho!
Merry Christmarx!

Free sovereign soviet socialist republic wrote:-pings- New union of sovereign soviet republics

Jonestown kool-aid chuggers wrote:Just read the comic, nothing else, but the story is obviously bullshiiiiit for at least 3 reasons:
1. Karl Marx never worked a day in his life
2. Unions hated Marx.
3. In the comic, Marx wasn't covered in carbuncles.

Italian guiana wrote:what in Gods name.

Orcuo wrote:Santa is evil, this is also why am banning Christmas

Read dispatch

what in Gods name.

Guys Santa’s Reindeer are in a freaking meat factory

Neo parkiant

Indronesia wrote:hello too(trying to be friendly for the new Indronesia

How are you?

Le Front de Liberation du Midand wrote:Well done!



comic credit LinkExistential Comics

“Away in a Manger”
Away in a manger,
No crib for his bed,
The little Lord Jesus
Laid down his sweet head;
The stars in the heavens
Looked down where he lay,
The little Lord Jesus
Asleep on the hay.

— What these lyrics really mean: Bethlehem’s lack of affordable housing creates homeless children, including impoverished infants.

“All I Want for Christmas is You”
I don’t want a lot for Christmas
There’s just one thing I need.
I don’t care about presents
Underneath the Christmas tree.

— What these lyrics really mean: The proletariat is starting to revolt and is rejecting boorish materialism.

“Do You Hear What I Hear?”
Said the shepherd boy to the mighty king,
Do you know what I know
In your palace warm, mighty king,
Do you know what I know
A child, a child shivers in the cold
Let us bring him silver and gold
Let us bring him silver and gold.

— What these lyrics really mean: Capitalism demands that we turn over our wealth to the ruling class.

“Frosty the Snowman”
Frosty the snowman was a jolly happy soul,
With a corncob pipe and a button nose,
And two eyes made out of coal.

— What these lyrics really mean: Frosty desperately needs a single-payer health care system since he can’t afford a normal nose and eyes. Big tobacco has also turned him into a helpless drug addict (the crack pipe is unspecified).

“God Rest ‘Ye Merry Gentlemen”
God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen,
Let nothing you dismay;
Remember Christ, our savior,
Was born on Christmas day.

— What these lyrics really mean: There’s no mention of women “resting.” Only gentlemen get to loaf around the house. Women are required to do all the work around the holidays and even work overtime. Gender discrimination is rampant.

“I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus”
I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus
Underneath the mistletoe last night.
She didn’t see me creep
Down the stairs to have a peep;
She thought that I was tucked
Up in my bedroom fast asleep.

— What these lyrics really mean: Lack of community services and proper government oversight creates a voyeuristic child destined for adulthood perversion.

“I’ll be home for Christmas”
Christmas Eve will find me
Where the love light gleams
I’ll be home for Christmas
If only in my dreams.

— What these lyrics really mean: Poor public transportation systems and lack of infrastructure creates heartache around the holidays caused by separation of family members.

“Jingle Bells”
Jingle bells, jingle bells,
Jingle all the way!
O what fun it is to ride
In a one-horse open sleigh.

— What these lyrics really mean: The evils of capitalism lead to a terrible situation — a lone horse pulling a heavy sled in freezing temperatures — in other words, animal abuse.

“Little Drummer Boy”
Mary nodded
The ox and lamb kept time
I played my drum for him
I played my best for him
Pa rum pum pum pum
Rum pum pum pum
Rum pum pum pum
Then he smiled at me
Pa rum pum pum pum
Me and my drum.

— What these lyrics really mean: Child labor practices are encouraged during the holidays. Stressed-out child musician receives no compensation, other than a smile.

“Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer”
All of the other reindeer
Used to laugh and call him names.
They never let poor Rudolph,
Play in any reindeer games….
Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Santa came to say.
Rudolph with your nose so bright,
Won’t you guide my sleigh tonight?

— What these lyrics really mean: Within free-market economies, minorities face institutionalized mass discrimination and are often exploited for their unique talents and characteristics.

“Santa Baby”
Santa baby, slip a sable under the tree, for me
I’ve been an awful good girl….
Santa baby, an out-of-space convertible too, light blue….
Santa honey, I wanna yacht and really that’s
Not a lot.
I’ve been an angel all year
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight.

— What these lyrics really mean: Here’s selfish consumerism at its absolute worst. A young girl is taught to covet a sable coat, a yacht, and blue convertible. Moreover, she demands he bring all the gifts down the chimney, not tomorrow, but tonight!

“Santa Claus is Coming to Town”
He sees you when you’re sleeping,
He knows when you’re awake.
He knows if you’ve been bad or good,
So be good for goodness sake!

— What these lyrics really mean: Constitutional protections and individual civil liberties have been annihilated under capitalism.

“The 12 Days of Christmas”
On the twelfth day of Christmas
My true love sent to me:
Twelve drummers drumming,
Eleven pipers piping,
Ten lords a leaping,
Nine ladies dancing,
Eight maids a milking,
Seven swans a swimming,
Six geese a laying,
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French Hens,
Two turtle doves
And a Partridge in a pear tree.

— What these lyrics really mean: “On the 13th day of Christmas, my true love’s credit cards were all maxed out and she declared bankruptcy.”

“White Christmas”
I’m dreaming of a white Christmas
Just like the ones I used to know.

— What these lyrics really mean: Racism, plain and simple.

Caracasus wrote:I am loving this! If I may add one?

Good King Wenceslas

One does not have to read Oscar Wilde's The Soul of Man under Socialism when the inherant hypocrisy of charity is laid so very bare here. Where was the Good King when his own tax collectors impoverished this poor man to pay for foreign wars? We can only hope that the poor of this terrible tyrant's kingdom take note from the French when it comes to dealing with aristocracy.

Domais wrote:I will go pin them in The Center for real info

The center for real info pinned your dispatch "A Marxist Interpretation of Christmas Carols" in The Center for real info.

Treadwellia wrote:Tubbius enjoyed Marxist literary theory in the literary criticism classes in college. Mmph MMPH MMPH.

Blood wine wrote:Please refrain from posting propaganda on our RMB Le Front de Liberation du Midand

Dilberta wrote:I can see that you’re pretty anti-capitalist.

Haven and Sanctuary wrote:Go back to TSP, Volawarond.

Yodoshi wrote:Middie, oh Middie, *sighs* why don't you say the inherent truth...the proletariat are revolting. *holds nose*

Slithen wrote:Lmao.

Estantia wrote:Wow

Osterreich und ungarn wrote:Christmas has been ruined for me

Territorio di Nessuno wrote:Disputed Territories eh?...

Alekseandrea wrote:Well. I hate to say it, but using a religious feast to promote communism isn’t the best course of action. Using something borne out of the “opium of the masses” that was hijacked by crass commercialism to promote is hardly the best way to spread revolution.

Obviously, only civil discussions between learned men of intelligence (obviously liberal arts majors, if they could get a job they might become part of the bourgeousie, can’t have that) can inspire the resolve needed to lead the unwashed masses their comrades into a new age of commieness for all.

Palistopia wrote:Capitalism is a good system, only us we abuse it and use it wrong. It is more efficient than the state, but instead of helping with the resources it is creating a population of consumerists and materialistic who spends money on useless things. We produce more than we need and we waste a lot forgetting that the resources are finite. Capitalism isnt evil or bad, we are lucky that we achieved it as we are still alive thanks to it, it is working, but it depends on our action if we want to use it to change the world in a better place or to be ignorant and consume , destroying our world and the finite amount of resources. We need to rationalize the use of things and not let us to be controlled by impulses promoted by corporations. In theory a free market supposed to help people, you do a good service and receive money, you profit, the consumer profits, even the environment. But sadly it isnt the case in the present. Government is a big mistake, a relique of the past, thieves who are controlled by people with money, untrustworthy and especially corrupted and inefficent. The best way is to use the free market and help change the world. Building a company, making money and then donate to the private charity and teach other about this issues.

Anacin wrote:Ok a tried to make it a comment but it keep editing it, but on the other hand I'm a meme

Uan aa Boa wrote:The Fairy Tale of New York
"The boys of the NYPD choir were singing Galway Bay
and the bells were ringing our for Christmas Day."

The brutal enforcers of the capitalist state believe that an annual supply of token singing and celebration will distract the masses from the true nature of their subjugation. They are mistaken.

Volaworand wrote:wow... my puppet's little dispatch is currently the most read global dispatch of the day... O.o

Aigania wrote:O_O Existential Comics in Nation States!
^v^ Cool!

Little St Nick wrote:Lol! This needs quoted here!

Dellnia wrote:I have found the holy grail of dispatches

Dellnia pinned your dispatch "A Marxist Interpretation of Christmas Carols" in Atrothia.

Tropico lemoyne wrote:Marxism?

No thanks

New waldensia wrote:Oof. Downvote this Commie junk

Honeydewistania pinned your dispatch "A Marxist Interpretation of Christmas Carols" in Christmas.

The new republic of manchukuo pinned your dispatch "A Marxist Interpretation of Christmas Carols" in Reichskommissariat.

Darkesia wrote:Ahhhhhahahahahahaha! I love this! Especially on Karaoke Friday.

Democratic empire of romania pinned your dispatch "A Marxist Interpretation of Christmas Carols" in The New Mappers Union.

Midand wrote:oh no it's spreading

Galactic knight pinned your dispatch "A Marxist Interpretation of Christmas Carols" in Finns.

Libertas Omnium Maximus wrote:Merry Early Christmas!

Liberlitatia pinned your dispatch "A Marxist Interpretation of Christmas Carols" in Dauiland.

Kahanistan wrote:Christmas for Commies.

Middle eve des ristatown pinned your dispatch "A Marxist Interpretation of Christmas Carols" in The Star Wars Geeks.

Attention nations of the South Pacific!

Don't forget to vote for our Le Front de Liberation du Midand flag design by copying and uploading this Christmas Flag as your very own!

Shavara wrote:Ho ho ho!
Merry Christmarx!

Free sovereign soviet socialist republic wrote:-pings- New union of sovereign soviet republics

Jonestown kool-aid chuggers wrote:Just read the comic, nothing else, but the story is obviously bullshiiiiit for at least 3 reasons:
1. Karl Marx never worked a day in his life
2. Unions hated Marx.
3. In the comic, Marx wasn't covered in carbuncles.

Italian guiana wrote:what in Gods name.

Orcuo wrote:Santa is evil, this is also why am banning Christmas

Read dispatch

Santa is evil, this is also why am banning Christmas

Hello there, TSP!
Does anyone want free tickets to Barrbados?

Italian guiana

Main goal in San Andreas.

To get at least 50 WA nations and to get a embassy with at least one pacific, preferably TSP.

Eroana

Italian guiana wrote:Main goal in San Andreas.

To get at least 50 WA nations and to get a embassy with at least one pacific, preferably TSP.

Good luck with that, my friend.

Post self-deleted by Indronesia.

Uvalor wrote:How are you?

Good, the dictator has fallen and now we are holding elections

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