Search

Search

[+] Advanced...

Author:

Region:

Sort:

«12. . .28,75928,76028,76128,76228,76328,76428,765. . .30,09930,100»

Jagdland wrote:Hello, I am new here.

Welcome to The South Pacific. Also, does anyone know how to include dispatches in posts?

Aidenfieeld, Melicorium, Nicholas and Great Britain, Ipugao, and 1 otherJagdland

Murelia wrote:Welcome to The South Pacific. Also, does anyone know how to include dispatches in posts?

Just put the dispatch link in at the top of the browser, like this...

[code]

The whole military:
    -3 Large sized traditional Weryalachiressaraxiatopian boats, each with 6 people operating it, each boat has one canon
    -1 Small sized traditional Weryalachiressaraxiatopian boat, with four people operating it, each having 1 sword and 2 spears.

In total, there's only 22 people out of the 536 population living in Weryalachiressaraxiatopia, that are in the military, but it's just enough to keep us just a bit more safe.

Read factbook

[/code]

Someone please teach me about using the [/code] thing.

Weryalachiressaraxiatopia wrote:Just put the dispatch link in at the top of the browser, like this...

[code]

The whole military:
    -3 Large sized traditional Weryalachiressaraxiatopian boats, each with 6 people operating it, each boat has one canon
    -1 Small sized traditional Weryalachiressaraxiatopian boat, with four people operating it, each having 1 sword and 2 spears.

In total, there's only 22 people out of the 536 population living in Weryalachiressaraxiatopia, that are in the military, but it's just enough to keep us just a bit more safe.

Read factbook

[/code]

Someone please teach me about using the [/code] thing.

I see, thank you.

Aidenfieeld, Melicorium, Nicholas and Great Britain, and Ipugao

Weryalachiressaraxiatopia wrote:Just put the dispatch link in at the top of the browser, like this...

[code]

The whole military:
    -3 Large sized traditional Weryalachiressaraxiatopian boats, each with 6 people operating it, each boat has one canon
    -1 Small sized traditional Weryalachiressaraxiatopian boat, with four people operating it, each having 1 sword and 2 spears.

In total, there's only 22 people out of the 536 population living in Weryalachiressaraxiatopia, that are in the military, but it's just enough to keep us just a bit more safe.

Read factbook

[/code]

Someone please teach me about using the [/code] thing.

it doesn't work in RMB posts, only in dispatches I think

Aidenfieeld, Melicorium, Nicholas and Great Britain, and Ipugao

Doge Land wrote:it doesn't work in RMB posts, only in dispatches I think

That's strange because I've seen people use it in the RMB before, it's why I even tried.

Aidenfieeld, Melicorium, Nicholas and Great Britain, and Ipugao

Doge Land wrote:it doesn't work in RMB posts, only in dispatches I think

It does work in posts...see here -->

Daddy's Dating Rules

Rule One:

If you pull into my driveway and honk you’d better be delivering a package, because you’re sure not picking anything up.

Rule Two:

You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter’s body, I will remove them.

Rule Three:

I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don’t take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist.

Rule Four:

I’m sure you’ve been told that in today’s world, sex without utilizing a “Barrier method” of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate, when it comes to sex and my daughter, I am the barrier, and I will kill you.

Rule Five:

It is usually understood that in order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. Please do not do this. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on this subject is: “early”

Rule Six:

I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry.

Rule Seven:

As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is getting ready, a process than can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge. Instead of just standing there, why don’t you do something useful, like changing the oil in my car?

Rule Eight:

The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden tool. Places where there is darkness. Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness. Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to introduce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka zipped up to her throat. Movies with a strong romantic or sexual theme are to be avoided; movies which features chainsaws are okay. Hockey games are okay. Old folks homes are better.

Rule Nine:

Do not lie to me. I may appear to be a potbellied, balding, middle-aged, dimwitted has-been. But on issues relating to my daughter, I am the all-knowing, merciless god of your universe. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have a shotgun, a shovel, and five acres behind the house.

Rule Ten:

Be afraid. Be very afraid. It takes very little for me to mistake the sound of your car in the driveway for a chopper coming in over a rice paddy near Hanoi. When my Agent Orange starts acting up, the voices in my head frequently tell me to clean the guns as I wait for you to bring my daughter home. As soon as you pull into the driveways you should exit the car with both hands in plain sight. Speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then return to your car – there is no need for you to come inside. The camouflaged face at the window is mine.

Read dispatch

Good morning everyone

Aidenfieeld, Melicorium, Nicholas and Great Britain, and Ipugao

Absolutely nothing happened on this day 32 years ago

Aidenfieeld, Melicorium, Nicholas and Great Britain, and Ipugao

A lovely evening, TSP!

Aidenfieeld, Melicorium, Nicholas and Great Britain, and Ipugao

Kingpin0

New Goldman wrote:
Thing is, the Bucks are the only silver lining we have if the Nets aren't gonna reach the Conference Finals. Gonna be quite the epic matchup as well: Kyrie, Durant and Harden vs Giannis, Khris and Jrue.

Don't like the bucks but don't like the nets either but I do want bucks to kick ass hoping for a good match up. Hope the bucks won't disappoint me. Don't like that all-star team or whatever.

Alice Parker wrote:It does work in posts...see here -->
Daddy's Dating Rules

Rule One:

If you pull into my driveway and honk you’d better be delivering a package, because you’re sure not picking anything up.

Rule Two:

You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter’s body, I will remove them.

Rule Three:

I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don’t take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist.

Rule Four:

I’m sure you’ve been told that in today’s world, sex without utilizing a “Barrier method” of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate, when it comes to sex and my daughter, I am the barrier, and I will kill you.

Rule Five:

It is usually understood that in order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. Please do not do this. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on this subject is: “early”

Rule Six:

I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry.

Rule Seven:

As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is getting ready, a process than can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge. Instead of just standing there, why don’t you do something useful, like changing the oil in my car?

Rule Eight:

The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden tool. Places where there is darkness. Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness. Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to introduce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka zipped up to her throat. Movies with a strong romantic or sexual theme are to be avoided; movies which features chainsaws are okay. Hockey games are okay. Old folks homes are better.

Rule Nine:

Do not lie to me. I may appear to be a potbellied, balding, middle-aged, dimwitted has-been. But on issues relating to my daughter, I am the all-knowing, merciless god of your universe. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have a shotgun, a shovel, and five acres behind the house.

Rule Ten:

Be afraid. Be very afraid. It takes very little for me to mistake the sound of your car in the driveway for a chopper coming in over a rice paddy near Hanoi. When my Agent Orange starts acting up, the voices in my head frequently tell me to clean the guns as I wait for you to bring my daughter home. As soon as you pull into the driveways you should exit the car with both hands in plain sight. Speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then return to your car – there is no need for you to come inside. The camouflaged face at the window is mine.

Read dispatch

I like that dispatch

Good morning everyone!

The pr dakota

The Holy Empire of Weebdomremover [an anti weebdom puppet state of mine] has just made a plane that is powered by farts and knocks enemy soldiers over when it flies overhead. You only need to invest 500$!

The pr dakota wrote:The Holy Empire of Weebdomremover [an anti weebdom puppet state of mine] has just made a plane that is powered by farts and knocks enemy soldiers over when it flies overhead. You only need to invest 500$!

um...

Melicorium and Ipugao

I hate surveillance.

The death to anime association

The North Pacific

Ipugao wrote:Okay po, just watch out for The pr dakota and their anti-anime puppets.

I'm not Pr dakota's puppet

The death to anime association wrote:I'm not Pr dakota's puppet

Considering they declared war against weebdoms and then suddenly you popped up. I don't trust that statement po.

The death to anime association

The North Pacific

Ipugao wrote:Considering they declared war against weebdoms and then suddenly you popped up. I don't trust that statement po.

I'm Nicholas and Great Britain's puppet. who was also online then

The death to anime association wrote:I'm Nicholas and Great Britain's puppet. who was also online then

Okay then. Why don't I ask them then po?

Melicorium, Nicholas and Great Britain, and The death to anime association

Ipugao wrote:Okay then. Why don't I ask them then po?

Yep this is one of my puppets. I don't plan on keeping it for long but I made it when the anime theme popped up

Melicorium

Nicholas and Great Britain wrote:Yep this is one of my puppets. I don't plan on keeping it for long but I made it when the animation theme popped up

What animation theme po?

Ipugao wrote:What animation theme po?

auto correct. I wrote anime and it changed it to animation

Melicorium

Nicholas and Great Britain wrote:auto correct. I wrote anime and it changed it to animation

What anime theme po?

Ipugao wrote:What anime theme po?

When pr dakota declared war against weebs it made me think about how much I hate anime

Melicorium

Nicholas and Great Britain wrote:When pr dakota declared war against weebs it made me think about how much I hate anime

Sounds irrational but okay po.
*Throws stone mask at you*

«12. . .28,75928,76028,76128,76228,76328,76428,765. . .30,09930,100»

Advertisement