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24,912! yay!

Australia-Oceania wrote:The RMB is dead

I wouldn't say dead, more like asleep, not active, but moving every so often.

Erinor wrote:Good morning, TSP!

Good morning!

& 7 minutes later the RMB moves in it's sleep...

-Weryalachiressaraxiatopia

BadBoyHalo wrote:I agree but not.

You what?

I expanded it!

1. Cars are banned, the offender will get extra taxes for life(Also, there used to be a dispatch before on this topic before this one so I copied and pasted it here)

As many know, Weryalachiressaraxiatopia is a very, very, small country. Because of this, cars had been banned since they were invented. Instead, boats are used here, because our civilization had very little land, so we built buildings over the sea, and designed lines for boats to go tough places fast. Cars were suppost to go over land, but there was an land and sea protection law for the whole country that existed for 4,000 years so cars were banned immediately.

So here we are, a car-less country.

2. All alcohol and iced tea is banned (Tea is legal though, ice it and it's illegal), Punishment is 2,000 Nais

3. Cutting a tree down without permission from a Weryalachiressaraxiatopian duchess/duke or monarch is illegal, the punishment is 2 years of extra taxes

4. Insulting the monarch in public (with the exception of the internet) will give the offender a 500 Nai fine.

5. Polluting will give the offender a 300 Nai fine and 3 months of extra taxes

6. Comiting at least 15 crimes in the country has 2 different punishments, either a 30 year ban for entering the country or 30 years of extra taxes

7. Entering the royal family's house without their consent will get the criminal a beheading

8. Tax Avoidance of Extra Taxes is punishable with the offender having to give half of all their money to random people while having to wear a dress with the words "I tried to avoid my extra taxes and I'm now helping society"

9. Tax Avoidance of Normal Taxes is punishable with a 1,000 Nai fine and a bit of extra taxes

10. Destroying or Vandalizing Sacred Objects or Places is punishable by being tied to a chair and thrown into the ocean for an hour.

11. Welfare Fraud is punishable with 5 months of community service and once that's done the offender will be given extra taxes until they reach age 56.

12. Business Fraud is punishable with extra taxes, giving back the money stolen from the victim, and 1 week of community service

13. Killing of a dolphin is punishable with a 1,000 Nai fine

14. Overfishing is punishable with a 950 Nai fine and a ban on fishing for 2 months and 4 days of a elementary teacher teaching the offender elementary school fishing lessons

15. Stealing Jessaraxianamai Spice is punishable with a 3,000 Nai fine

16. Throwing a Weapon too High Into the Sky (3 meters is the limit) is punishable with a 5 Nai fine and having to look at a picture of the planet Saturn for 3 hours.

A Weird Short Story

One day, in 2018, Queen Likaij (the 33rd one) got some coconuts and a few Nais. Then she choosed one of her brothers to rule until she comes back, he agreed. Likaij then got on her boat with some other relatives, and went to Hawaii.

They were going to buy some items, not knowing which ones. And then they saw a store selling pictures of things called planets. They bought a lot of pictures of many different planets, and they went back home without buying anything else.

Not sure why they did this.

Read factbook

Si-topia wrote:I won't get the results until sometime next week, but as far as I could tell it went okay.

Do let us know, if by TG id necessary. I'm praying for perfect results for you. ^_^

The Solar System Scope wrote:Good morning...

Good Morning, TSSS. I brought Connie over for her play date with Debbie.

Imperial kiwi

Hello all. I have come back.

Ahh.. for 23 days I didnít talk to you guys

Post self-deleted by Kiestarovia II.

Norta italian wrote:Ahh.. for 23 days I didnít talk to you guys

Stai con le mani in mano!

Get back in the game!

I laugh at whoever tried to translate that

Aidenfieeld wrote:I saw you, The Filippinas...

<.<"
Oh no I've been spotted
uh... act normal, act normal.
Hiiiiiii Aiden!

I don't want to freak you all out, but I just heard a plane flying overhead...

Shangyuen wrote:I knew it was a Rickroll but I clicked it anyway. Good song.

Yay i rickrolled people

Aerilia wrote:I don't want to freak you all out, but I just heard a plane flying overhead...

Oh no. One of those actually ruptured my eardrums. Not to freak you out.

Selamat pagi!

(Good morning!)

Saya sangat bosan sekarang.

(I am so bored right now.)

The Filippinas wrote:<.<"
Oh no I've been spotted
uh... act normal, act normal.
Hiiiiiii Aiden!

*comes from the future*
Hi Fili!

Tranquil Wonderland wrote:This is my flag now, chou!

Fabulous! I wonder where you got such an idea...

Hello there, TSP.

2 and 2 is Fish wrote:Hello there, TSP.

Hello 2+2=fish. Your equation is true, since fish has 4 letters (f,i,s,h).

BadBoyHalo wrote:Hello 2+2=fish. Your equation is true, since fish has 4 letters (f,i,s,h).

No, that's not it.
https://i.imgur.com/5x3SeGa.gif

Tranquil Wonderland wrote:This is my flag now, chou!

That looks awesome!
It definitely wasn't stolen from Aumeltopia!

BadBoyHalo wrote:Oh no. One of those actually ruptured my eardrums. Not to freak you out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9S3h37GW2g

Melicorium wrote:
That looks awesome!
It definitely wasn't stolen from Aumeltopia!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9S3h37GW2g

Totally wasn't

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