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Actually...
Read this.
page=dispatch/id=1388152
*Laughs manically*
It's a puppet!
Proctethia and Melicorium
Oh how charitable of them!
Proctethia and Melicorium
Auphelia, Proctethia, and Melicorium
Melicorium shoud have used our and their bank to do that instead. Why law breaking though? hmm...
Siyania, Proctethia, and Melicorium
Good morning...
Alice Parker, Amerion, Proctethia, and Melicorium
Good morning ^_^
The Solar System Scope, Auphelia, Proctethia, and Melicorium
Our laws kinda
Proctethia and Melicorium
Not at all, my dear. But it is beautiful, no?
Choose wisely.
You will only receive one chance.
Amerion, Proctethia, Melicorium, and Badboyhalo
Only Amerionian polls can be accurately called beautiful <3
Auphelia, Proctethia, and Melicorium
Of course, you're entirely correct!
Auphelian polls are perfect, after all. To refer to them as beautiful would be to undersell their impossibly high standards.
Amerion, Proctethia, Melicorium, and Harllino
I'm in a positively sparkling mood today so I shall agree to that despite how wrong it may be <3
The Solar System Scope, Auphelia, Proctethia, Melicorium, and 1 otherHarllino
Maybe he wanted to show how easy it was for someone to commit a crime?
Amerion, Proctethia, Melicorium, and Harllino
TNP's RMB is too quiet.
The Solar System Scope, Amerion, Proctethia, and Melicorium
The Solar System Scope, Proctethia, Melicorium, and Harllino
Good morning, TSP!
The Solar System Scope, Amerion, Auphelia, Proctethia, and 1 otherMelicorium
The RMB is dead
The Solar System Scope, Amerion, Erinor, Proctethia, and 1 otherMelicorium
I agree but not.
The Solar System Scope, Erinor, Proctethia, and Melicorium
24,912! yay!
I wouldn't say dead, more like asleep, not active, but moving every so often.
Aidenfieeld, Proctethia, and Melicorium
Good morning!
Erinor, Aidenfieeld, Proctethia, and Melicorium
& 7 minutes later the RMB moves in it's sleep...
-Weryalachiressaraxiatopia
Amerion, Aidenfieeld, and Proctethia
You what?
Aidenfieeld, Proctethia, Melicorium, and Badboyhalo
I expanded it!
Update: I've gotten way better at Legalese, so expect the newer ones to be better unless you don't like Legalese (What do you expect?).
1. Cars are banned, the offender will get extra taxes for life (Also, there used to be a dispatch before on this topic before this one so I copied and pasted it here)
So here we are, a car-less country.
2. All alcohol and iced tea is banned (Tea is legal though, ice it and it's illegal), Punishment is 24 Nais
3. Cutting a tree down without permission from a Weryalachiressaraxiatopian duchess/duke or monarch is illegal, the punishment is 2 years of extra taxes
4. Polluting will give the offender a 36 Nai fine and 3 months of extra taxes
5. Committing at least 18 crimes in the country has 2 different punishments, either a 36 year ban for entering the country or 36 years of extra taxes
6. Entering the royal family's house without their consent will get the criminal a 69 Nai fine.
7. Tax Avoidance of Extra Taxes is punishable with the offender having to give a quarter of all their money to random people out on the street.
8. Tax Avoidance of Normal Taxes is punishable with a 30 Nai fine and a bit of extra taxes
9. Destroying or Vandalizing Sacred Objects, Places, or Monuments is punishable by 358 days of community service and a 48 Nai fine.
10. Welfare Fraud is punishable with 6 months of community service and once that's done the offender will be given extra taxes until they reach age 65.
11. Business Fraud is punishable with extra taxes, giving back the money stolen from the victim, and 1 week of community service.
12. Killing of a dolphin is punishable with a 48 Nai fine
13. Overfishing is punishable with a 66 Nai fine and a ban on fishing for 2 months and 4 days of a elementary teacher teaching the offender elementary school fishing lessons
14. Stealing Jessaraxianamai Peppers is punishable with a 432 Nai fine
15. Throwing a Weapon too High Into the Sky (3 meters is the limit) is punishable with a 6 Nai fine and having to look at a picture of the planet Saturn for 3 hours.
A Weird Short Story
One day, in 2018, Queen Likaij (the 33rd one) got some coconuts and a few Nais. Then she choose one of her brothers to rule until she comes back, he agreed. Likaij then got on her boat with some other relatives, and went to Hawaii.
They were going to buy some items, not knowing which ones. And then they saw a store selling pictures of things called planets. They bought a lot of pictures of many different planets, and they went back home without buying anything else.
Not sure why they did this.
16. Pyromania with Malicious Intent is punishable with having to rebuild all destroyed property useless if said property is too difficult to rebuild for some obvious reason
17. Starting or Beginning Dangerous Public Chaos with Malicious Intent is punishable with 36 days of community service
18. Gold Theft is punishable with compulsory gold mining of 4 to 8 kg of gold as community service as well as extra taxes
19. Looting is punishable with a 288 Nai fine
20. Road Vandalizing is punishable with 24 Days of road repairing community service
WIP
Amerion, Aidenfieeld, Proctethia, and Melicorium
Do let us know, if by TG id necessary. I'm praying for perfect results for you. ^_^
Good Morning, TSSS. I brought Connie over for her play date with Debbie.
The Solar System Scope, Amerion, Si-topia, Auphelia, and 3 othersAidenfieeld, Proctethia, and Melicorium
Good afternoon friends!
Amerion, Aidenfieeld, Proctethia, Melicorium, and 1 otherBadboyhalo
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