Kerlodes wrote:

Yeah... you do... you look mentally sick as well...

Oh? >~<

Aidenfieeld, British Falkland Islands, King koopa, and Proctethia

The Thievery of Alice Parker

4 years 216 days ago

Proctethia wrote:

*sighs*
Fine.. `-`

*raises her eyebrows and utters a loud sigh* Go Ahead!

Auphelia wrote:

Don't worry about your tunnel being destroyed, dear. We've already constructed a customs and border enforcement booth at the mouth of it.

We won't stop you from going, but perhaps when you get back you'll have something for my mouth.

*emerges from the tunnel, reaches into her backpack and pulls out a clenched fist*

Here's something for your mouth; a knuckle sandwich.

*punches Auphelia in the mouth the way that Eliot taught her*

Auphelia, Volaworand, British Falkland Islands, British Pitcairn Islands, and 5 othersSt Helena Ascension and Tristan da Cunha, Lily pad nation, King koopa, Le Front de Liberation du Midand, and Proctethia

Lily pad nation

4 years 216 days ago

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Alice Parker wrote:

*emerges from the tunnel, reaches into her backpack and pulls out a clenched fist*

Here's something for your mouth; a knuckle sandwich.

*punches Auphelia in the mouth the way that Eliot taught her*

Why stop at a sandwich? Give the whole buffet! Start with some refreshing punch, then maybe for the main course you bring out a knuckle sandwich with a side of cream, and for just dessert how about you give them a wallop of a sucker punch and don’t forget to turn the lights out when they’re done.
...
Why is physical abuse related so much to food?

Alice Parker, Auphelia, Abarri, Volaworand, and 2 othersBritish Falkland Islands, and King koopa

West carlisten

4 years 216 days ago

Lily pad nation wrote:

Why stop at a sandwich? Give the whole buffet! Start with some refreshing punch, then maybe for the main course you bring out a knuckle sandwich with a side of cream, and for just desert how about you give them a wallop of a sucker punch and don’t forget to turn the lights out.
...
Why is physical abuse related so much to food?

There are also German ear figs. Don't be so narrow minded! International cuisine is where it's at!

British Falkland Islands, Lily pad nation, and King koopa

King koopa

4 years 216 days ago

*appears*
Hello.

Volaworand, Oliza, and Proctethia

The Imperial Sinjōist State of Hanguk-Nippon

4 years 216 days ago

Hello, TSP.

Volaworand, British Falkland Islands, British Pitcairn Islands, Le Front de Liberation du Midand, and 1 otherProctethia

The Resurrection of Proctethia

4 years 216 days ago

King koopa wrote:

*appears*
Hello.

Hanguk-Nippon wrote:

Hello, TSP.

Hello! ^W^

Hanguk-Nippon and Le Front de Liberation du Midand

Auphelia

4 years 216 days ago

Alice Parker wrote:

*raises her eyebrows and utters a loud sigh* Go Ahead!
*emerges from the tunnel, reaches into her backpack and pulls out a clenched fist*

Here's something for your mouth; a knuckle sandwich.

*punches Auphelia in the mouth the way that Eliot taught her*

Delicious.

*munches on the delicious little knuckles*

Mmm, what a complex flavour profile, and texture is to die for. It's like if chicken met squid and they had a child who then mated with a cheese puff. How curious.

I would quite like another, but I'd say two hook hands might be a bit of a cliche and make theft difficult for you (not that someone of your skill could still not make an excellent thief with no hands, but losing one seems enough for today).

Alice Parker, Abarri, Volaworand, British Falkland Islands, and 4 othersBritish Pitcairn Islands, Hanguk-Nippon, Lily pad nation, and Le Front de Liberation du Midand

The Republic of Abarri

4 years 216 days ago

Lily pad nation wrote:

Why stop at a sandwich? Give the whole buffet! Start with some refreshing punch, then maybe for the main course you bring out a knuckle sandwich with a side of cream, and for just desert how about you give them a wallop of a sucker punch and don’t forget to turn the lights out when they’re done.
...
Why is physical abuse related so much to food?

We're all toast in the end.

Volaworand, S Georgia and S Sandwich Islands, British Pitcairn Islands, Hanguk-Nippon, and 2 othersLily pad nation, and Le Front de Liberation du Midand

The Penguinite Kleptocracy of Volaworand

4 years 216 days ago