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Dispatch → Factbook → Legislation

by Weryalachiressaraxiatopia. . 107 reads.

Some Laws and Their Punishments That Might Be Interesting

Note: I'm not lawyer, and I find it difficult to write in Legalese, this is going to be so brooooooad.

Update: I've gotten way better at Legalese, so expect the newer ones to be better unless you don't like Legalese (What do you expect?).

1. Cars are banned, the offender will get extra taxes for life (Also, there used to be a dispatch before on this topic before this one so I copied and pasted it here)

As many know, Weryalachiressaraxiatopia is a very, very, small country. Because of this, cars had been banned since they were invented. Instead, boats are used here, because our civilization had very little land, so we built buildings over the sea, and designed lines for boats to go tough places fast. Cars were suppost to go over land, but there was an land and sea protection law for the whole country that existed for 4,000 years so cars were banned immediately.

So here we are, a car-less country.

2. All alcohol and iced tea is banned (Tea is legal though, ice it and it's illegal), Punishment is 24 Nais

3. Cutting a tree down without permission from a Weryalachiressaraxiatopian duchess/duke or monarch is illegal, the punishment is 2 years of extra taxes

4. Polluting will give the offender a 36 Nai fine and 3 months of extra taxes

5. Committing at least 18 crimes in the country has 2 different punishments, either a 36 year ban for entering the country or 36 years of extra taxes

6. Entering the royal family's house without their consent will get the criminal a 69 Nai fine.

7. Tax Avoidance of Extra Taxes is punishable with the offender having to give a quarter of all their money to random people out on the street.

8. Tax Avoidance of Normal Taxes is punishable with a 30 Nai fine and a bit of extra taxes

9. Destroying or Vandalizing Sacred Objects, Places, or Monuments is punishable by 358 days of community service and a 48 Nai fine.

10. Welfare Fraud is punishable with 6 months of community service and once that's done the offender will be given extra taxes until they reach age 65.

11. Business Fraud is punishable with extra taxes, giving back the money stolen from the victim, and 1 week of community service.

12. Killing of a dolphin is punishable with a 48 Nai fine

13. Overfishing is punishable with a 66 Nai fine and a ban on fishing for 2 months and 4 days of a elementary teacher teaching the offender elementary school fishing lessons

14. Stealing Jessaraxianamai Peppers is punishable with a 432 Nai fine

15. Throwing a Weapon too High Into the Sky (3 meters is the limit) is punishable with a 6 Nai fine and having to look at a picture of the planet Saturn for 3 hours.

A Weird Short Story

One day, in 2018, Queen Likaij (the 33rd one) got some coconuts and a few Nais. Then she choose one of her brothers to rule until she comes back, he agreed. Likaij then got on her boat with some other relatives, and went to Hawaii.

They were going to buy some items, not knowing which ones. And then they saw a store selling pictures of things called planets. They bought a lot of pictures of many different planets, and they went back home without buying anything else.

Not sure why they did this.

16. Pyromania with Malicious Intent is punishable with having to rebuild all destroyed property useless if said property is too difficult to rebuild for some obvious reason

17. Starting or Beginning Dangerous Public Chaos with Malicious Intent is punishable with 36 days of community service

18. Gold Theft is punishable with compulsory gold mining of 4 to 8 kg of gold as community service as well as extra taxes

19. Looting is punishable with a 288 Nai fine

20. Road Vandalizing is punishable with 24 Days of road repairing community service

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