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Post by The grand duchy of lithuania suppressed by Thepeopl.

The grand duchy of lithuania

Ok

Subterrania wrote:NS users tend to be the kind of people who walk the razor's edge, and with danger lurking around every corner, you never know when the razor is going to draw blood. When it does, the odds are high the blood drawn will be your own. I bid adieu to this brave soldier, salute his valor, and will say a prayer that he remains in good standing with the god of ille periculosissime homines vivi.

What the heck do you mean by that?

The Final Sith Order wrote:What the heck do you mean by that?

I'm saying emotions run high in these parts and sometimes our actions defy rational thought.

Subterrania wrote:I'm saying emotions run high in these parts and sometimes our actions defy rational thought.

Ah. I see.

Solution is to have no thoughts.

Warzone Codger wrote:Solution is to have no thoughts.

It’s hard when the other person doesn’t

Then you are forced to think

Ruben sim

I'm just vibing here playing ark and checking in on nationstates every now and then.

Hail my Rejected friends!

Please to announce Hell now has a new forum! https://hellforum.boards.net/

Along with a new expanded government!

Preamble
We the demons of Hell and lost souls of Underworld, in order to form a more perfect Kingdom, establish demonic order, insure domestic servitude, provide for the common defense, promotion of sin and debauchery, and secure the blessings of Satan, do ordain and establish this Manuscript of the Damned for the Kingdom of Hell. Recognizing that this Manuscript shall serve as the governing document of Underworld, and as an outline for Hell and it's Kingdom.

Article One: Damned Souls
Section 1. Citizenship of the Damned
I. All Hellions who have completed the trials and/or joined Hell by approved means are considered citizens of the Damned.
II. Citizenship within Underworld and various Hell outposts shall consist of all nations that reside within Underworld or an approved Hell outpost that have joined the official forum and taken the Linkoath of citizenship, or are a member of the World Assembly. Exceptions to this criteria may be approved by the King of Hell.

Section 2. Rights of the Damned
I. All citizens of the Damned are equal before the law. Discrimination on grounds of nationality, ethnic or social origin, religion, race, or sexual orientation shall be prohibited.
II. Every citizen and resident has the right to free speech and peaceful assembly within reason as determined by the King of Hell and/or Hell Elders.
III. Every citizen shall have the right to join the forum, participate in the Department of the Seven Sins, and other Kingdom activities.
IV. Every citizen shall have the right to the protection of personal data concerning them.
V. Every citizen shall have the right to preform satanic rituals, ritualistic sacrifice, and demon summonings.
VI. Every citizen shall have the right to run their nation as they see fit, and vote in the World Assembly as they see fit.
VII. Every citizen shall have the right to have his or her affairs handled impartially, fairly and within a reasonable time by the institutions, bodies, offices and agencies of the Kingdom.

Article Two: Hell and the Kingdom
Section 1. The Department of the Seven Sins
I. The Department of the Seven Sins shall serve as the core of the Kingdom's activities.
II. The Department of the Seven Sins shall be overseen by the King of Hell and various department heads.
III. The Department of the Seven Sins shall include the departments of Lust, Gluttony, Greed, Sloth, Wrath, Envy, and Pride.
IV. The Department of Lust shall focus on propaganda.
V. The Department of Gluttony shall focus on foreign affairs.
VI. The Department of Greed shall focus on running Underworld and the Kingdom's outposts.
VII. The Department of Sloth shall focus on cultural activities of the Kingdom.
VIII. The Department of Wrath shall focus on the Kingdom's military.
IX. The Department of Envy shall focus on various NationStates events.
X. The Department of Pride shall focus on running Hell and the Kingdom.

Section 2. Hell Elders
I. The highest authority within Hell and the Kingdom shall be the Hell Elders.
II. Hell Elders shall be made up of the most senior and loyal residents of Hell.
III. To become a Hell Elder, a citizen of the Damned must be voted in by the existing Hell Elders, and typically must have been a resident of Hell while maintaining World Assembly membership most/all the time for three or more years.
IV. By majority vote the Hell Elders have the authority and power to do anything within Hell and the Kingdom.

Section 3. Ruler of Hell
I. The ruler of Hell shall severe as the executive leader of Hell and the Kingdom, deciding the direction and goals of the Kingdom with the support of the Hell Elders.
II. Only a Hell Elder who claims the WA Delegate seat of Hell with support of the Hell Elders shall be considered the rightful ruler of Hell and the Kingdom.
III. Every rightful ruler of Hell may claim a ruling title of their choosing, but may not claim a previously title without that former ruler's permission.
IV. Every former ruler has the right to maintain their ruling title so long as they remain a Hell Elder.

Section 4. The King of Hell
I. The Stalker forged the Kingdom of Hell, and as ruler of Hell, he serves as their King.
II. Only a Hell Elder who is apart of the Khar family may become King or Queen of Hell.
III. The King of Hell serves as the supreme ruler of Underworld.
IV. The King of Hell shall determine the rankings of individuals within the Kingdom based on merit, not including the Hell Elders.
V. The King of Hell may appoint individuals to oversee the various departments within the Department of the Seven Sins.
VI. The King of Hell may veto any law, policy, or action passed by the Senate of the Damned.

Section 5. Minister of Gluttony
I. Minister of Gluttony shall be elected by the Senate of the Damned every four months or as needed. Elections will contain one week of nominations and campaigning, followed by five days of voting, and will be overseen by the King of Hell and/or Overlord of the Underworld.
II. Minister of Gluttony shall negotiate treaties and alliances for the Kingdom.
III. Minister of Gluttony will serve as a regional officer of Underworld with access to embassies and poll powers.
IV. Minister of Gluttony may open embassies in Underworld with other regions as appropriate.
V. Minister of Gluttony may appoint ambassadors to other regions the Kingdom has relationships with.

Article Three: Rulers of Underworld
Section 1. President of Underworld
I. The President will serve as World Assembly Delegate of Underworld, and therefore must be a WA member.
II. The President shall act as executive office and sovereign overseer of Underworld.
III. President elections will occur every 6 months or as needed and be overseen by the King of Hell and/or Overlord of the Underworld.
IV. President elections will contain one week of nominations, one week of campaigning, and one week of voting. All citizens of the Damned have the right to vote to determine the next President.

Section 2. President Powers
I. The President will serve as a regional officer of Underworld and have access to regional powers allotted by the King of Hell.
II. The President may veto any law, policy, or action passed by the Senate of the Damned if it was passed with less than 75% approval.
III. The President may put up a regional password in the event the Founder ceases to exist.
IV. The President may open new embassies as they see fit.
V. The President may suppress spam posts, recruitment posts, and obscene/offensive posts.
VI. The President has the right to eject non-citizen nations for spam posts, recruitment posts, obscene/offensive posts, or those found guilty of a crime.
VII. The President has the right to appoint a Vice President.
VIII. The President has the right to appoint up two additional regional officers to fill any additional roles as needed, to serve as their cabinet.
IX. The President has the right to approve and vote on World Assembly resolutions as they see fit, but is encouraged to adhere to requests made by the King of Hell.

Section 3. Vice President
I. Vice President shall serve as the President's right hand.
II. Vice President is next in line to the Presidency should the need arise, and therefore must be able to become WA member if needed.
III. Vice President will serve as a regional officer of Underworld.

Section 4. Overlord of the Underworld
I. The Overlord shall be appointed by the King of Hell to co-rule Underworld along side the President.
II. The Overlord will serve as a regional officer of Underworld and have access to regional powers allotted by the King of Hell.
III. The Overlord may veto any law, policy, or action passed by the Senate of the Damned if it was passed with less than 75% approval.
IV. The Overlord may open new embassies as they see fit.
V. The Overlord may suppress spam posts, recruitment posts, and obscene/offensive posts.
VI. The Overlord has the right to eject non-citizen nations for spam posts, recruitment posts, obscene/offensive posts, or those found guilty of a crime.

Article Four: Senate of the Damned
Section 1. The Damned Senate
I. The legislative body of Underworld and the Kingdom shall be the Senate of the Damned.
II. Any citizen of the Damned who joins the forum and takes the Linkoath of office may join the Senate.
III. The Senate of the Damned will vote on a Speaker of the Damned to oversee the senate every four months or as needed. Elections will contain one week of nominations and campaigning, followed by five days of voting, and will be overseen by the King of Hell and/or Overlord of the Underworld.

Section 2. Senate of the Damned shall have the power to by a majority vote;
I. Enact laws and policies for Underworld and the Kingdom, which shall retain the highest authority next to the Constitution covering any subject matter not outlined in the constitution. Any law or policy with support of at least two senators shall be put to vote in a timely manner.
II. Create and dissolve alliances and/or associations with other regions.
III. Create and dissolve additional government related organizations or agencies.
IV. Approve the construction and/or revocation of embassies of Underworld.
V. Appoint members of Senate to government positions to fill any additional roles as needed.

Section 3. Speaker of the Damned
I. Speaker of the Damned will be the figurehead of the Senate.
II. Speaker of the Damned will ensure senate votes are held in a timely manner.
III. Speaker of the Damned will serve as a regional officer of Underworld with access to communication and poll powers.

Article Five: Judgement of the Damned
Section 1. Judiciary Structure
I. The Judiciary System of the Kingdom shall be three tiered system largely based on against who and/or where the crime(s) were committed.
II. Tier One shall be for minor crimes and crimes against Underworld. Tier One Judgement shall be overseen by the Overlord of the Underworld, who will act as Judge, Jury, and Executioner.
III. Tier Two shall be for crimes against Hell and the Kingdom. Tier Two Judgement shall be overseen by the King of Hell, who will act as Judge, Jury, and Executioner.
IV. Tier Three shall be for crimes committed by a Hell Elder. Tier Three Judgement shall be overseen by the Hell Elders, who will act as Judge, Jury, and Executioner.

Section 2. Criminal acts within the Kingdom shall include, but not limited to;
I. Making use of multiple nations to gain multiple Citizenships.
II. Voting multiple times in any election or legislation vote.
III. Conspiring to or committing treason against the Kingdom.
IV. Attempting to or entering Hell under false pretenses.
V. Acts of aggression, sabotage, or espionage against the Kingdom.
VI. Falsifying evidence, impersonating someone, or blackmail not approved by a Hell Elder.
VII. Anything that is considered against the rules of NationStates itself.
VIII. Any act that violates the Manuscript of the Damned, Kingdom law, or regional policy.
IX. Anything the King of Hell deems to be a criminal act.

Article Six: Amendments
Section 1. Amendments to this Manuscript may be proposed by the Senate. Proposed amendments shall be reviewed and approved by the King of Hell, and then voted on by the Senate. Once passed by the Senate the Amendment shall take effect.

Section 2. Updates to the Manuscript may be done by the Ruler of Hell as needed.

Read factbook

Hopefully more Hell's Bells on the way too!

The Stalker wrote:Hail my Rejected friends!

Please to announce Hell now has a new forum! https://hellforum.boards.net/

Along with a new expanded government!

Preamble
We the demons of Hell and lost souls of Underworld, in order to form a more perfect Kingdom, establish demonic order, insure domestic servitude, provide for the common defense, promotion of sin and debauchery, and secure the blessings of Satan, do ordain and establish this Manuscript of the Damned for the Kingdom of Hell. Recognizing that this Manuscript shall serve as the governing document of Underworld, and as an outline for Hell and it's Kingdom.

Article One: Damned Souls
Section 1. Citizenship of the Damned
I. All Hellions who have completed the trials and/or joined Hell by approved means are considered citizens of the Damned.
II. Citizenship within Underworld and various Hell outposts shall consist of all nations that reside within Underworld or an approved Hell outpost that have joined the official forum and taken the Linkoath of citizenship, or are a member of the World Assembly. Exceptions to this criteria may be approved by the King of Hell.

Section 2. Rights of the Damned
I. All citizens of the Damned are equal before the law. Discrimination on grounds of nationality, ethnic or social origin, religion, race, or sexual orientation shall be prohibited.
II. Every citizen and resident has the right to free speech and peaceful assembly within reason as determined by the King of Hell and/or Hell Elders.
III. Every citizen shall have the right to join the forum, participate in the Department of the Seven Sins, and other Kingdom activities.
IV. Every citizen shall have the right to the protection of personal data concerning them.
V. Every citizen shall have the right to preform satanic rituals, ritualistic sacrifice, and demon summonings.
VI. Every citizen shall have the right to run their nation as they see fit, and vote in the World Assembly as they see fit.
VII. Every citizen shall have the right to have his or her affairs handled impartially, fairly and within a reasonable time by the institutions, bodies, offices and agencies of the Kingdom.

Article Two: Hell and the Kingdom
Section 1. The Department of the Seven Sins
I. The Department of the Seven Sins shall serve as the core of the Kingdom's activities.
II. The Department of the Seven Sins shall be overseen by the King of Hell and various department heads.
III. The Department of the Seven Sins shall include the departments of Lust, Gluttony, Greed, Sloth, Wrath, Envy, and Pride.
IV. The Department of Lust shall focus on propaganda.
V. The Department of Gluttony shall focus on foreign affairs.
VI. The Department of Greed shall focus on running Underworld and the Kingdom's outposts.
VII. The Department of Sloth shall focus on cultural activities of the Kingdom.
VIII. The Department of Wrath shall focus on the Kingdom's military.
IX. The Department of Envy shall focus on various NationStates events.
X. The Department of Pride shall focus on running Hell and the Kingdom.

Section 2. Hell Elders
I. The highest authority within Hell and the Kingdom shall be the Hell Elders.
II. Hell Elders shall be made up of the most senior and loyal residents of Hell.
III. To become a Hell Elder, a citizen of the Damned must be voted in by the existing Hell Elders, and typically must have been a resident of Hell while maintaining World Assembly membership most/all the time for three or more years.
IV. By majority vote the Hell Elders have the authority and power to do anything within Hell and the Kingdom.

Section 3. Ruler of Hell
I. The ruler of Hell shall severe as the executive leader of Hell and the Kingdom, deciding the direction and goals of the Kingdom with the support of the Hell Elders.
II. Only a Hell Elder who claims the WA Delegate seat of Hell with support of the Hell Elders shall be considered the rightful ruler of Hell and the Kingdom.
III. Every rightful ruler of Hell may claim a ruling title of their choosing, but may not claim a previously title without that former ruler's permission.
IV. Every former ruler has the right to maintain their ruling title so long as they remain a Hell Elder.

Section 4. The King of Hell
I. The Stalker forged the Kingdom of Hell, and as ruler of Hell, he serves as their King.
II. Only a Hell Elder who is apart of the Khar family may become King or Queen of Hell.
III. The King of Hell serves as the supreme ruler of Underworld.
IV. The King of Hell shall determine the rankings of individuals within the Kingdom based on merit, not including the Hell Elders.
V. The King of Hell may appoint individuals to oversee the various departments within the Department of the Seven Sins.
VI. The King of Hell may veto any law, policy, or action passed by the Senate of the Damned.

Section 5. Minister of Gluttony
I. Minister of Gluttony shall be elected by the Senate of the Damned every four months or as needed. Elections will contain one week of nominations and campaigning, followed by five days of voting, and will be overseen by the King of Hell and/or Overlord of the Underworld.
II. Minister of Gluttony shall negotiate treaties and alliances for the Kingdom.
III. Minister of Gluttony will serve as a regional officer of Underworld with access to embassies and poll powers.
IV. Minister of Gluttony may open embassies in Underworld with other regions as appropriate.
V. Minister of Gluttony may appoint ambassadors to other regions the Kingdom has relationships with.

Article Three: Rulers of Underworld
Section 1. President of Underworld
I. The President will serve as World Assembly Delegate of Underworld, and therefore must be a WA member.
II. The President shall act as executive office and sovereign overseer of Underworld.
III. President elections will occur every 6 months or as needed and be overseen by the King of Hell and/or Overlord of the Underworld.
IV. President elections will contain one week of nominations, one week of campaigning, and one week of voting. All citizens of the Damned have the right to vote to determine the next President.

Section 2. President Powers
I. The President will serve as a regional officer of Underworld and have access to regional powers allotted by the King of Hell.
II. The President may veto any law, policy, or action passed by the Senate of the Damned if it was passed with less than 75% approval.
III. The President may put up a regional password in the event the Founder ceases to exist.
IV. The President may open new embassies as they see fit.
V. The President may suppress spam posts, recruitment posts, and obscene/offensive posts.
VI. The President has the right to eject non-citizen nations for spam posts, recruitment posts, obscene/offensive posts, or those found guilty of a crime.
VII. The President has the right to appoint a Vice President.
VIII. The President has the right to appoint up two additional regional officers to fill any additional roles as needed, to serve as their cabinet.
IX. The President has the right to approve and vote on World Assembly resolutions as they see fit, but is encouraged to adhere to requests made by the King of Hell.

Section 3. Vice President
I. Vice President shall serve as the President's right hand.
II. Vice President is next in line to the Presidency should the need arise, and therefore must be able to become WA member if needed.
III. Vice President will serve as a regional officer of Underworld.

Section 4. Overlord of the Underworld
I. The Overlord shall be appointed by the King of Hell to co-rule Underworld along side the President.
II. The Overlord will serve as a regional officer of Underworld and have access to regional powers allotted by the King of Hell.
III. The Overlord may veto any law, policy, or action passed by the Senate of the Damned if it was passed with less than 75% approval.
IV. The Overlord may open new embassies as they see fit.
V. The Overlord may suppress spam posts, recruitment posts, and obscene/offensive posts.
VI. The Overlord has the right to eject non-citizen nations for spam posts, recruitment posts, obscene/offensive posts, or those found guilty of a crime.

Article Four: Senate of the Damned
Section 1. The Damned Senate
I. The legislative body of Underworld and the Kingdom shall be the Senate of the Damned.
II. Any citizen of the Damned who joins the forum and takes the Linkoath of office may join the Senate.
III. The Senate of the Damned will vote on a Speaker of the Damned to oversee the senate every four months or as needed. Elections will contain one week of nominations and campaigning, followed by five days of voting, and will be overseen by the King of Hell and/or Overlord of the Underworld.

Section 2. Senate of the Damned shall have the power to by a majority vote;
I. Enact laws and policies for Underworld and the Kingdom, which shall retain the highest authority next to the Constitution covering any subject matter not outlined in the constitution. Any law or policy with support of at least two senators shall be put to vote in a timely manner.
II. Create and dissolve alliances and/or associations with other regions.
III. Create and dissolve additional government related organizations or agencies.
IV. Approve the construction and/or revocation of embassies of Underworld.
V. Appoint members of Senate to government positions to fill any additional roles as needed.

Section 3. Speaker of the Damned
I. Speaker of the Damned will be the figurehead of the Senate.
II. Speaker of the Damned will ensure senate votes are held in a timely manner.
III. Speaker of the Damned will serve as a regional officer of Underworld with access to communication and poll powers.

Article Five: Judgement of the Damned
Section 1. Judiciary Structure
I. The Judiciary System of the Kingdom shall be three tiered system largely based on against who and/or where the crime(s) were committed.
II. Tier One shall be for minor crimes and crimes against Underworld. Tier One Judgement shall be overseen by the Overlord of the Underworld, who will act as Judge, Jury, and Executioner.
III. Tier Two shall be for crimes against Hell and the Kingdom. Tier Two Judgement shall be overseen by the King of Hell, who will act as Judge, Jury, and Executioner.
IV. Tier Three shall be for crimes committed by a Hell Elder. Tier Three Judgement shall be overseen by the Hell Elders, who will act as Judge, Jury, and Executioner.

Section 2. Criminal acts within the Kingdom shall include, but not limited to;
I. Making use of multiple nations to gain multiple Citizenships.
II. Voting multiple times in any election or legislation vote.
III. Conspiring to or committing treason against the Kingdom.
IV. Attempting to or entering Hell under false pretenses.
V. Acts of aggression, sabotage, or espionage against the Kingdom.
VI. Falsifying evidence, impersonating someone, or blackmail not approved by a Hell Elder.
VII. Anything that is considered against the rules of NationStates itself.
VIII. Any act that violates the Manuscript of the Damned, Kingdom law, or regional policy.
IX. Anything the King of Hell deems to be a criminal act.

Article Six: Amendments
Section 1. Amendments to this Manuscript may be proposed by the Senate. Proposed amendments shall be reviewed and approved by the King of Hell, and then voted on by the Senate. Once passed by the Senate the Amendment shall take effect.

Section 2. Updates to the Manuscript may be done by the Ruler of Hell as needed.

Read factbook

Hopefully more Hell's Bells on the way too!

Why would you want a better hell? Isn’t the point to make it worse?

Wait, you were COMMENDED?!

Ruben sim wrote:I'm just vibing here playing ark and checking in on nationstates every now and then.

Same kinda, playing R6 instead of ark though

Minskiev wrote:Why would you want a better hell? Isn’t the point to make it worse?

Wait, you were COMMENDED?!

I am the daringest devil you've ever met, love.

The Stalker wrote:I am the daringest devil you've ever met, love.

Love?

The Stalker wrote:I am the daringest devil you've ever met, love.

And presumably uneducated. But, in Hell, go figure.

American Desseret wrote:Love?

Well, Britain is a hellhole, so I’m not surprised. Just look at Birmingham, or whatever’s going on in Manchester.

Minskiev wrote:And presumably uneducated. But, in Hell, go figure.

Well, Britain is a hellhole, so I’m not surprised. Just look at Birmingham, or whatever’s going on in Manchester.

M8 biten ait bad ur jest scered of us u American boi

Say hello to the hottest new album of the year!

Geriatric League



Studio album by The Geriatric League


Released 7 August 2020

Recorded 2020

Studio LC Studios, Rothera, Volaworand
ANRC, Libra, Auphelia

Genre Pop - dancepop

Length 46:23

Languge English, French

Label LC Records


Alternative Cover

Warzone Australia Version



Singles from Geriatric League

1. “Get Off My Lawn!”
Released: 5 June 2020

2. “Pudding”
Released: 3 July 2020

3. “Tied Up”
Release Date: 8 August 2020

4. “Back In My Day”
Release Date: 10 September 2020

Geriatric League (album)
____________________________________________________________

Geriatric League is the debut studio album by TSP government/musical group the Geriatric League. It was released on 7 August 2020 by LC Records. The album was recorded during 2020 at LC Studios in Rothera, Volaworand, and the Auphelian National Recording Centre in Libra, Auphelia, by producers Lacey Underwhere and Carol Aychar. Geriatric League is a pop album that incorporates styles such as dance, opera, musical theatre, and hip hop. It is considered to be the record that brought government sponsored music back, opening the doors for a wave of other groups and inspiring Aumeltopia’s second album, Biscuit Brigade, to come out that same year. Conceptually, the album centered on the idea of older players taking over a traditionally youth-oriented facet of TSP and was compared favourably to the music of the Auphie-Aumy-Voly LC a year prior.

A worldwide commercial success, Geriatric League peaked at number one in more than 17 regions and dozens of nations across the world, and was certified Multi-Coconut in 78 nations, Lampshade in 32 countries and Palm in 61 countries, including 10-times Coconut in Volaworand and FiHami , eight-times Coconut in the South Pacific, and seven-times Coconut in Erinor. It became NS’s top-selling album of 2020, selling 134.8 billion copies in its first week of sales, becoming the best-selling album in music history by a government group and one of the best-selling albums of all time.

Two singles were released from the album ahead of its release. The lead single, "Get Off My Lawn!", reached number one in 234 countries, becoming one of the best-selling singles of all time and selling over 80 billion copies worldwide. The next single, "Pudding”, released number one in 157 countries. "Tied Up" was released a day after the official album due to distribution problems, but debuted on the top 20 in charts across Europe, Gay and Lazarus, charting number one in the North Pacific. In the band's native the South Pacific, all three singles went to number one on the TSP Singles Chart and, on the Llama Hot 100, the album spawned seven top-ten singles. Due to its unexpected popularity on radio stations and on social media, inspiring the Back in My Day Challenge going viral on several social media platforms, “Back in My Day” is slated to be released as a single in September of 2020.

Background

In Spring 2019, Auphelia and Volaworand worked together on the Local Council and helped write several songs and perform vocals on Aumeltopia’s first album, Biscuit Dreams. They found their styles worked well together and also released several moderately successful singles in that time, including “Double Post Delight”, which charted at its height #2 on the Llama Hot 100, becoming the sleeper hit of the summer, though it failed to make traction in other regions, at its best only reaching #36 on TNP’s Star Charts.

The Auphelia-Volaworand partnership broke up on good terms later in 2019, and they stopped recording music at that time. In March 2020, Auphelia began to work on a new album, with her girl group, Maybe Not, featuring her, Not Auphelia, and Maybe Auphelia. Needing to find a recording studio, they started to meet with producers, musicians and other business executives, among which were composer Carol Aychar and writer Lacey Underwhere, who introduced Auphelia to Drystar as a potential studio executive to contact. Maybe Not would put their album on hiatus in April and take a break as a group later that year, but Drystar would continue working with Auphelia on a potential new solo album. Together they composed a song called "Porch Pirates", which served as the inspiration behind the song "Get Off My Lawn!”. Eventually Volaworand became involved in the production of the Auphelian album, and together the three decided to form a group known as The Geriatric League, based on their advanced ages relative to the usual NS user age.

Recording and production

The group began their album by re-recording and rewriting songs that had been written for the solo Auphelia album and remixing some of the Auphelia-Volaworand singles from 2019, including “Candy from a Baby”. In the following months the group continued to meet with producers, wrote new songs, prepared demos and searched for a new manager. They met again with Aychar and Underwhere, who would help the group arrange several new songs for the album

In the first session with Aychar and Underwhere, they wrote "Feel Your Love", a slow, soulful song which was eventually recorded and mastered for the album, but not released because it was considered too similar to the Curlyhoward song of the same name. Similarly, "We Are Not Kidding", a song initially meant for the album, was never released supposedly due to the initials of the song's title spelling the word "wank" which is considered by many to be vulgar. Having completed that session, the group wanted to write something more uptempo, so they started to write the song that would be the ninth track of the album, "Pudding", which was recorded in under an hour—mainly because they had already written parts of the songs beforehand, using lyrics from an unreleased song Volaworand has written for Biscuit Dreams. The next song they recorded was a slow ballad and the third track, "Nurse Skirts". The song was inspired by Drystar’s infatuation with a red headed nurse he had met after his gall bladder was removed in 2017. "Our Old Lady of Funk" was written by the Geriatric League. In an interview about the writing process in the group, Volaworand credits Auphelia as the one who came up with the song's concept. During the writing process, each member wrote a small verse about themselves and a musical style they didn’t often use.

In May 2020 the group signed a deal with LC Records, and continued to write and record tracks for their debut album while touring TSP.

In June 2020, the album was announced with the release of the lead single, “Get Off My Lawn!”, which was ready for release ahead of most of the rest of the album.

In July 2020, to increase publicity for their new album, The Geriatric League collaborated with indie-rock sensation Land Without Shrimp on an independent single, “Cocktails”, officially credited to the group and featuring LWS.

The Geriatric League were fully involved in the writing of all the songs, and are credited as a group rather than individuals on the album, a revolutionary concept in most Feeder musical circles.

Composition

Lyrical Content

"Get Off My Lawn!" is the most emblematic song of the group’s philosophy and theme of age-related mischief. It highlights the slogans the group tend to cite like the respect for elders and draws connections between younger nations and hooliganism. The second single "Eternity" described the things the group had been through in life and NS and how they had survived more than the “haterz gonna throw at us, yo”. It received mixed reviews; some critics praised it as a catchy song, while others dubbed it as merely anti-youth sentiment. The third single "Nurse Skirts" focused upon the transience of love and fleeting nature of feelings. Critics praised the well executed concept, though some publications questioned the heavy use of Drystar’s leading vocals in the song, his deeper bass “not fitting the soaring feeling of this masterwork”.

"Fleeting Love" is the fourth track, sung almost entirely by Auphelia; it focuses on relationships and how after many disappointments, Auphelia gave up on men entirely. TSP Exposé Daily praised the song’s feminist lyrics and drew connections between it and the album’s eight track, “Lost in Time”. Critics praised its city pop style, popularised in Japan in the late 1970’s, as a classic throwback with lyrics that encapsulated the feeling of the era. The fifth track, “Cane-Cane”, is an upbeat song in the style of the can-can, heavily referencing lost physical ability with age and remembering the limber vitality of youth. The sixth track, "Our Lady of Funk", received generally positive reviews, with some finding it “infectiously groovy”, though some found the lyrics to be too repetitive and simple to match the dense lyrical complexity found in some of the album’s songs.

The seventh track, "Mourning Wood", is about life in the rural world, with critics complimenting the “raw honesty” with which the joys of life in isolation could bring, with many singling out a “magical combination of the deep timbre of Drystar’s rumbling growl and the ethereal beauty of Auphelia’s vocal performance”. The inspiration for this song came from Drystar’s own experiences. "Lost in Time", the eighth track of the album, is ostensibly about partying, but many critics noted several allusions in Volaworand and Auphelia’s lyrics to homosexuality, with some positing it is a semi-autobiographical account of their own lives. The song was well received by critics, who thought that the song was one of the group's "strongest and underrated songs" and that it "still feels relevant today". The ninth track, "Pudding" deals with vulnerability and the fear of becoming dependent on others in old age. It received glowing reviews from critics, The Souther Journal describing it as "soulful and tragic, while remaining hopeful”. The tenth track of the album, "Back in My Day", deals with preconceived ideas about people and how sometimes they are totally different from what they appear, and is generally regarded as the most youth-friendly track, with many critics citing it as a breath of fresh air in an album characterised by remembering the past. The eleventh and final track, “Tied Up”, features a calypso beat and speaks to the group’s willingness to try new things and not stay in a rut after all of these years.

Styles and themes

Geriatric League is a pop album with a diverse inclusion of musical styles such as dance, R&B, hip hop, soul, opera, new wave, and funk, which lead some reviewers to call it a pop collection. The lead single, "Get Off My Lawn!" is an uptempo pop song with elements of hip–hop, rap and dance music. Two of the three ballads of the album, "Nurse Skirts" and "Mourning Wood" feature Drystar and heavy piano backing.

"Lost in Time" is influenced by early-1990s Europop, and incorporates a disco-style beat that resembles the music of the late 1970s, similar to “Fleeting Love”’s 1970’s city pop influences. "Our Lady of Funk", another heavily dance–oriented song, and features a rap section performed by Auphelia in French.

While the album is marketed as marketed as a takedown of youth culture, several concepts of the album centred on other themes, embodying a feminist and pro-LGBT message, with Volaworand citing Madonna as a major influence in the group’s writing process.

Singles

Released as the group's debut single in June 2020, "Get Off My Lawn!" currently tops the TSP Singles Chart for the eighth week and received a Coconut certification by the Llama Music Association (LLAMA) just from preorder figures. In later in June 2020, it was released in other regions, topping the Star Charts in TNP for five weeks. By the release of the main album, "Get Off My Lawn!" had topped the charts in 234 nations and 11 regions, reaching the top five in an additional 17 regions. It became the best selling song released in June by a TSP artist since the 2012 single by Alice Parker, “A Thief in the Night”.

"Pudding" was released as the album's second single in early July 2020. It became the group's second number-one single in TSP, dethroning “Get Off My Lawn!” During its debut week, it was certified Coconut by the LLAMA. It was a commercial success across four Pacifics, reaching the top 10 in most of the charts that it entered. As a result of its popularity, the song was released as the opening track in Warzone Australia with an alternate album cover, receiving a Koala certification by the Warzone Australian Recording Industry Organisation (WARIO) and receiving a smashing reception in the Rejected Realms and Balder, entering the top five in both.

"Tied Up", released as the group's third single a day after the album’s initial release due to distribution issues caused by the recent of raid of South Pacific, though a limited release was authorised for late July, two weeks after its initially scheduled release date. It was generally well received by music critics for its experimental style and was a commercial success. It has currently peaked at #5 on the TSP Singles Chart. The song was released in the North Pacific a day before the South Pacific, peaking at #2 on the TNP Star Charts, and receiving a Gold Star certification by the Recording Union of Northern Tracks (RUNT). It performed similarly in other regions, peaking inside the top 10 on the majority of the charts that it entered.

"Back in My Day" was released as a part of the album as the tenth track, not initially to be released as a single. However, it’s unexpected popularity in several regions has led to it being slated for a physical release in early September 2020 and available for digital download in mid-August 2020. It became the most played song ever in a day on Forest radio in the week following the release, being played a total of 83 times on 12 August 2020.

Publication

Gist

XKI

4.5/5

Positive

The North Star

5/5

Positive

The Rejected Times

5/5

Positive

Hell’s Bells

4.5/5

Positive

Forest News

4.5/5

Positive

The Rothera Times

4/5

Positive

The Southern Journal

4/5

Mixed Review

SPINN

3.5/5

Mixed Review

EPNS

5/5

Positive

CSBS

4/5

Positive

Critical reception

Volaworand in promotional shoot

The album received nearly universal positive reviews from pop music critics. TSJ‘s reviewer called the album "immaculately crafted pop" that is "infectious" and "irresistible", adding that "Volaworand and Drystar don’t have great voices, but they do exude personality and charisma". Erinor from the same paper called the Geriatric League "elders with attitude" and described the content of the album as "fascinating", cautioning that "the members may not be ideal role models". The Stalker from Hell’s Bells called the album a "devilishly good pop collection", and said that the song "Lost in Time" is "perky yet tough, catchy yet melodically surprising".

Forest’s Turbeaux called the album "a wickedly good time" and that it was "one of the most fun and exciting pop releases of the year". Agalaesia from SPINN called the group "another basic music group" that "offer a watered-down mix of hip-hop and cheesy pop balladry" and notes "the members don't get bogged down by anything deeper than mugging for promo shots and giving out campaign promises".

Auphelia’s vocal performance was especially noted by critics, with The Salaxalans of The Spiritus Spud saying: “the songs are nearly all instant classics, but Auphelia is what makes this album legendary”. The East Pacific News Service noted that small bands performing a wide assortment of musical styles usually relied upon heavy instrumental portions to lean on, but that “Auphelia and the boys are up to the task of leading every song”.

Track Listing

No.

Title

Length

1

Get off My Lawn

2:57

2

Eternity

4:34

3

Nurse Skirts

5:02

4

Fleeting Love

7:13

5

Cane-Cane

2:56

6

Our Lady of Funk

3:47

7

Mourning Wood

4:10

8

Lost in Time

5:18

9

Pudding

4:00

10

Back in My Day

3:45

11

Tied Up

4:41

Total Length

46:23

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