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Post by Glamopamalziksisksa suppressed by a moderator.
You told me you quit for the 2nd time what are.you doing here? Also welcome back
What happened while i was gone...
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On March 29th, 2024, tensions between the governments of the Empire of Lettuce and Turussniya reached a boiling point as they found themselves in a state of hostile diplomatic relations. The Empire of lettuce accused Turussniya of harboring terror groups, which the Turussniyan government eventually admitted to. This admission only served to further escalate the situation, prompting the Empire of lettuce to respond by increasing military personnel at their shared border. The situation remained tense as both sides continued to exchange heated accusations and threats.
March 29th, 2024
The Empire of lettuce has increased the number of military personnel stationed at its border from 5,000 to 17,500 due to security concerns. This decision was made in response to a diplomatic meeting between the two nations after the government of Turussniya admitted to using terror groups as a military asset. The government of The Mecix Molls has stated that they will assist the government of Turussniya.
March 30th, 2024
Empire of lettuce has increased its military personnel at the border from 17,500 to 25,000 due to security concerns. The government of Paris-roubax attempted to call for a peace conference but failed after the Empire of lettuce rejected, their actions of peace-making. After the failed peace conference Turussniya government bombed the Empire of lettuce. These events would kill 89 death Lettucians. After the plane reached 3.2 Miles surface-to-air missiles shot down the plane with 83 dead. 17 Minutes after the plane termination the Empire of lettuce declares a State of Emergency.
Empire of Lettuce wins after the government of Turussniya leaves.
Nah.
On this day in 1975, Lella Lombardi scored her first and only points in F1, being the only woman in F1 history to do so.
The race was stopped early due to an accident, thus her 6th place was counted, giving her half a point.
That race was very dodgy considering the monjuïc circuit wasn't very good in terms of safety, considering 5 spectators died during the race.
1. "2nd time?"
2. If you read the messages, I forgot the reason I used nationstates.
If you like memes, then check out some of my other dispatches. I make a lot of memes, when I have the time.
Milestones (These might not be fully accurate down to the minute, but I’ll try and estimate around when they would’ve happened if I don’t see it right as it happens.)
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I Was An Idiot This Morning On April 28th, 2024, And Accidentally Deleted The Original Note Section Down Here At The Bottom, As Well As The Inspiring Message. I AM AN ABSOLUTE BUFFOON!!! Rest In Peace To The Original Note Section Down Here At The Bottom. So... I Guess I Have To Start A New Note Section Down Here At The Bottom. However, Fear Not! This One Will Be EVEN BETTER Than The First One!
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Note 1: April 28th, 2024 - Someone made a website out of this dispatch. https://hampsteruprising.neocities.org/ (I believe it was Saint Belmar II. They sent me a telegram with a link to the website, so, I am assuming it was them.) UPDATE: CONFIRMED BY TELEGRAM IT WAS THEM.
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Well lettuce is gone so i think it is resolved
answering to a dead nation?
Post by Glamopamalziksisksa suppressed by a moderator.
Yea, why not?
Post self-deleted by Glamopamalziksisksa.
…because there’s no reason to whatsoever? It’s not like they can respond, and you’re not making yourself look cool or anything.
Turussniya and Helventair
seems a little bit pointless, does it not? I mean... its not like theyll answer (Unless, they revive themselves)
quote fail
Post by Glamopamalziksisksa suppressed by a moderator.
Nah. If you think so, thanks. But I have other intentions.
They got DEATed. That will not be happening.
It happens to the best of us.
??? With what
Post by Turussniya suppressed by 
Dimetrodon Empire.
Meh, if they got an alt, they may see so I rub it in their face.
Advert 2 because yes.
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